The ostentatious and egotistical media clown appears in public dripping in diamonds and wearing custom-made suits while inexplicably wearing a ridiculous plastic crown on his head and a fur coat. He's also been spotted jet skiing around his yacht in Cannes while wearing a fluffy white bathrobe. Are we supposed to take him seriously?
All that showing off..... and yet the mouth will not close.
Star magazine recently ran this photo of P. Dingles pouring $300 bottles of Cristal champange all over the floor. I altered it a little bit because I heard the Diddy gets angry as a snake when anyone dares to point out his folly.