Gallery of the Absurd

Brandon Davis Spews

One of the first bits of gossip I saw this morning was the video of greasy oil fortune heir, Brandon Davis on a night out with self-absorbed hotel heiress and self-proclaimed "American Royalty" Paris Hilton.  In the video, Brandon exposes his crass vulgarity, lack of proper upbringing, and stunted maturity as he loudly shouts insults about Lindsay Lohan to a group of paparazzi. The Royal Highness, Paris Hilton cackles uncontrollably as Brandon makes an absolute ass of himself by referring to Lohan as a "fire crotch" and worse.  I know they must think of themselves as privileged young Hollywood elite, but what they really come across as is spoiled toddlers fighting in a school yard sandbox.  Or maybe monkeys flinging poo at each other in a filthy Hollywood zoo.

The Future of Tara Reid

I spent most of my weekend engaged in time travel. I always kick myself when I forget to bring my digital camera along, but this time I slipped it in my pocket.  Traveling through so many hyperdimensional wormholes can really wear a girl out, so I thought I'd stop and get some coffee. The only place open in Los Angeles in the year 2025 was a seedy bar on Sunset, so I walked in, sat at the bar and saw Tara Reid sitting at the other end.  I snapped her photo and figured I'd share it with you.