I was flipping through In Touch magazine and came across a photo of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes that gave me the willies...so of course I had to paint it immediately. The accompanying article speculated whether they were really in love or if this was just another Hollywood publicity stunt. Truly an enigmatic riddle to contemplate for hours upon hours. UPDATE: The riddle is solved - they're engaged. I shall paint their wedding portrait immediately.
The most outrageous thing is that they closed the Eiffel tower for his visit ! Can you believe that ? The top most floor is only open during summer weekends. Imagine the poor tourists especially the first time visitors being disappointed !. Gives me another reason to dislike him.
Posted by: Eiffel Tower Paris | April 04, 2009 at 08:16 AM
I've read all the comments here and I wonder why everyone who posted has such dislike over Mr. and Mrs. Cruise. If it were a not so famous person no one would say anything.
Just because he professes his love for Katie and beliefs in Scientology doens't make him a bad person. He is just not afraid to express himself in public.
There are so many blogs nowadays that it just goes to show that people are to express their feelings the normal way. Posting on the internet makes people feel better but doesn't really matter in real life. It doesn't change what life really is.
As for me, I've always liked Cruise/Holmes. Just because of the publicity the past year it doesn't change a thing at all.
The pictures are cute but also disrespectful. But then again, you are expressing yourself. Can I see drawings of yourself too??
Posted by: Faith | November 21, 2006 at 07:45 AM
Is Tom Cruise the Anti-Christ??He just got married in Rome where a Pope(InnocentXVI)lived.He was studying to be a priest!? Now he's trying to make everyone Martianese! Just a thought!
Posted by: maureen b | November 19, 2006 at 06:22 PM
It is so nice to see people writing so adversely about Mr. Thomas Cruise. I hope it's about time the truth comes OUT. Cruise is gay. Kidman is gay. Holmes is stupid. I get a kick out of "hollywood". Does Cruise think the American public is THAT dumb? Who is he kidding? Seems like only himself. God, I wished he'd just come OUT. It's about time.
Posted by: sweetness in LA... | May 08, 2006 at 10:10 PM
He is so obnixous lately....she should run while she has the chance!!! He is weirdly out of control!
Posted by: TomKatFanNot | February 01, 2006 at 10:17 AM
This is exactly what I have been feeling about Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise's relationship all along. They became engaged practicaly right after they started dating, and now she is pregnant and her belly looks bigger than what it should be at this point supposibly, either she is farther along or its twins, but we'll see about that. So now that Tom Cruise has bashed Brooke Shields, is Katie Holmes not allowed to get the baby blues? You cannot predict who will get that, how will Tom deal with that or force her not to seek medical help. Katie seems so young and vulnerable when it comes to relationships and having babies, unlike the more experienced, kniving, old, and selfish Tom. We all know that she will regret having him control and push her so fast into an engagement and pregnancy. Tom Cruise used to be so cool and now he thinks he is pretty much god, maybe he is trying to prove himself so bad because he has to compensate for something else much tinier about himself. Katie you can do so much better!!!
Posted by: Robin | October 21, 2005 at 06:22 PM
yeah, but, please do one of the ul-ti-mate ass-kisser OPRAH! for giving him a venue for his narcissitic(sp?)indulgences, validating his little mascarade.
He is soooooo creepy, and she is drawn in by the "Look-what-it-did-for-Nicole" bait...I guess. She is a H'wood property and must strike whilst the iron is, uh, YOUNG::: Nontheless. YOU are brilliant, quatorze, love you!!!!!
Posted by: Andrea | August 24, 2005 at 02:31 PM
Please, please do something about Kabbala! Crazy hollywood "religions" rock!
Posted by: I am Madonna's red string | July 28, 2005 at 01:22 PM
If Scientology is supposed to be all it claims, then perhaps it'll cure Katie of her cold sores. Though, I doubt it. It hasn't cured Tom of his arrogance.
Great job!
Posted by: Jen | July 24, 2005 at 10:29 AM
Those aren't horns... they're body-thetans!
Quickly! Audit.. Isolate... now run an Instance2 then an Instance1... good little thetan.
Posted by: Tim | July 18, 2005 at 12:47 PM
Sooner or later it will resurface for public scrutiny that Cruise, despite his 'Manly Man' Mr. I'm In Control, will validate once more that he is a notorious control freak and will demand that Katie always wear flats or go barefoot. He can't handle being in the public eye with others who are taller than he. He fancies himself as a Lathario of Love and in time poor Katie will be just another foot note in his copy of Scientology.
Posted by: L.L. Patterson | July 15, 2005 at 11:20 PM
I like Tom's platform shoes! Cool pictures!
Posted by: Aim | July 08, 2005 at 09:29 AM
Dear Angry Little Mr. Cruise.... have you forgotten to take your meds again? I'm flattered that you think I copied and pasted your photo and then applied effects to make it appear drawn. Thank you!! Now run along and go cry to Xenu.
Posted by: 14 | July 07, 2005 at 11:05 AM
it looks like you copy/pasted the face of tom cruise from a photo, applied effects to it to make it appear drawn, and then crappily drew the rest around it, icluding katie's face which obviously lacks the detail that tom's has.
Posted by: bing | July 07, 2005 at 10:38 AM
And god created Woman.
Posted by: Brigitte Bardot_On_Speed(s) | July 07, 2005 at 01:43 AM
Muhahahha my plan is almost complete!
Posted by: Xenu | June 29, 2005 at 08:47 AM
FABULOUS!!! NEXT TIME HOWEVER...DON'T FORGET THE HERPES ON HER AND HIM IN DRAG!
Posted by: JEAN | June 27, 2005 at 11:34 PM
tom cruise is crazy.hollywood marriges don't last long.do they.
Posted by: becky | June 27, 2005 at 10:41 AM
Sheer brilliance! Beautifully interpreted and gorgeously rendered!
Katie's teeth, however, need work -- both here and in so-called reality. They're way snagglier than you depict.
Otherwise, absolute perfection!!!
Posted by: Jodi | June 26, 2005 at 04:38 PM
I just wanted to let you know your site was reviewed positivly in the pop culture/scene section of my local paper, The Courier Journal. (louisille, ky) They used this image in the paper.
I love your work!
Posted by: Asa | June 25, 2005 at 06:33 PM
Excellent! I love it!
Posted by: Cetta | June 25, 2005 at 07:25 AM
oh my, I had a dream that Ratboy was the devil..and now I see this photo of someone else's impression...much too scary but totally accurate.
Posted by: lisa | June 24, 2005 at 11:46 PM
I so want to see war of the worlds but with him in it...i'd rather swallow broken glass. I saw a portion of the Today Show interview(due to being at work) just a minute ago. What the heck?! Who died and made him all knowing. His microscopic point of view and his ego make him sound like a jerk to the extreme. He seems to think it's all black and white. he's right and we're wrong and ignorant. I don't think he has the right to talk about brooke's mental health, and if i were her, i'd be damn mad. I don't wish bad things on people...I let karma do my dirty work. so karma...get working!
Posted by: Beth | June 24, 2005 at 07:26 PM
I'm bummed about War of the Worlds, cuz it's a great story, but the combo of Rat Boy and Spielberg, who saturates his movies in sugar and breederisms, is spelling "not even on video" for the McGillicutty household.
Posted by: Knuckles McGillicutty | June 24, 2005 at 05:20 PM
There is something unbalanced about Tom Cruise. Scientology, medical expertise (where is your degree Tom?), and who are the ladies he snags? Young'uns who haven't had time to decide what they want in life. No more Ms. Kidman, Ms. Cruz, Ms. Rogers..... He can't handle a strong woman.
I have no respect for him.
Posted by: Teacher | June 24, 2005 at 01:08 PM
Well, looks like he's made another contract to conceal his true self. For those who want to know why he let's them free at 30 it's so they can have a real life, procreate if they chose, and have benefitted from their relationship. How sad.....
Posted by: debra | June 23, 2005 at 08:20 PM
What a delicious caricature! How I loathe Tom Cruise. Too bad his presence makes me want to pass on War of the Worlds.
I'm glad I found this site.
Posted by: lifeonhold | June 23, 2005 at 08:02 PM
To be honest, the tactics of these two are so cliche and overdone in Hollywood. Anyone in the first 6 mos of a relationship will be insanely happy then it wears off. Either that or it's Zoloft. Okay, that was mean but still...
Posted by: Beth | June 23, 2005 at 08:01 PM
Isnt Tom Cruise gay or bi ? or something?
Posted by: John | June 23, 2005 at 06:52 PM
Your paintng is genious. However these posters are more than inciteful, they too are brilliant I have enjoyed all.
Posted by: crystal | June 22, 2005 at 05:13 PM
hello! i'm korean.
In korea, I've seen them.
you draw fairly well.
that's cool.
bye bye ^-^
Posted by: korean | June 22, 2005 at 02:06 AM
Tom is absolute perfection here, her stance and feet are also pure gold. But her face is just a *touch* off to where she kind of looks more like Cate Blanchett than herself per se. I can't wait to see future incarnations though.
You are super mega gamma talented.
Posted by: JJ | June 21, 2005 at 10:47 PM
Great portrayal of the Mad Scientology actor and his latest "muse". Don't you think that it's interesting that Tom always dumps his women shortly after they turn 30? Note to Katie: Start packing when you turn 30 and don't be suprised if Tom ends up with his cute little blonde-haired supporting actress in War of the Worlds shortly thereafter...Of course if she only grows up to be his height, that may not be in the cards.
Posted by: Christy | June 21, 2005 at 08:08 PM
Didja SEE that ol' Tommy got squirted by a stunt microphone?? I can't WAIT to see what you do with THAT material!
Keep 'em coming! You rhule!
Posted by: SquirtHimAgain | June 20, 2005 at 11:43 PM
That's awesome......Extremely talented.
Posted by: Kris | June 20, 2005 at 10:46 AM
HA! Tom has a tooth in the middle of his mouth. Truely a creepy detail. YIKES!
Posted by: Karla | June 20, 2005 at 10:23 AM
did you mean to point Tom's tail where it's pointing? Because if so, you are indeed a mad genius.
Posted by: jacob | June 20, 2005 at 08:18 AM
So does everyone now believe that theyre in love? Because Im still cynical about it.
Posted by: greta | June 20, 2005 at 06:13 AM
You forgot to give Holmes that "drooling retard" look she's always wearing in candid photos.
Posted by: | June 20, 2005 at 06:00 AM
Brilliant, man. I used to think humpty dumpty Pee Wee Herman was the scariest thing on earth, but now Tom is coming up strong.
Posted by: Need a barf bag | June 20, 2005 at 02:52 AM
Adding to the comment that said you should paint them climbing the eifel tower like king kong... Katie should be king kong and tom should be the little figurine she's holding in her hand
Posted by: | June 19, 2005 at 08:46 PM
That is so funny-I can't wait to see more!
Posted by: Stacey | June 19, 2005 at 11:26 AM
Thanks for making me laugh so hard I shot iced tea out of my nose. This is true hilarity!
Posted by: JuicyV | June 19, 2005 at 11:17 AM
We should be happy for the newly engaged couple. I heard they will be spending their honeymooon on the spaceship that follows the Hale-Bop Comet. Fun stuff!
Posted by: Agitprop | June 19, 2005 at 07:39 AM
Tom has a Howard Dean-ish quality in your painting - makes me shudder!
Posted by: kat | June 18, 2005 at 11:13 PM
aw, you left out katie's mouth herpes sores...
Posted by: cherise | June 18, 2005 at 10:35 PM
You got Tom Cruise's evil grin down -- it scared my Body Thetans.
Posted by: Carrie | June 18, 2005 at 08:18 PM
The fact that this celebrity has diverted our attentions to more important matters that are happening to the world (extreme poverty, war etc.) really makes him a tool of evil.
Posted by: greta | June 18, 2005 at 03:47 PM
Wow. As far as visions of hell go, Hieronymus Bosch ain't got nothing on you.
Posted by: Sophist | June 18, 2005 at 02:04 PM
"It's beautiful, man! Fuckin' beautiful!"
-Tom Cruise is "Taps"
Posted by: Brian | June 18, 2005 at 01:34 PM