I'm still experimenting with the concept of celebrity Before and After photos. After seeing Hilary Duff's sizable new veneers featured in Star magazine's Knifestyles of the Rich and Famous and reading numerous blogs discussing the subject (see google) it occured to me how similar all of this madness is to an old fashioned circus side show. This is first in my series of Celebrity Freak Show Posters.
Pondering further, I wondered how large Hilary's toothbrush, err.... scrub brush might be. Does she buy her toothpaste in industrial sized tubs? MEOW! To all you Hilary fans about to flood my in-box with your ire, please remember....I paint the GOSSIP, not the celebrity. Hilary is a pretty girl. A pretty girl with giant teeth.
would u spend 25c of ur own money to feed the bitch!?!? haha no!! Xx
Posted by: chez | May 03, 2006 at 08:31 AM
yes hilary has got sum new teeth but does everyone have 2 kp going on bout it who cares, if she feels comfortable in them than thats all that should matter having hew teeth doesnt autimatically mean that she is a bad person she can still sing can still act and still is a very beautiful person so everyone lay off and get off her back coz im sure all u that has wrote mean stuff bout her probly have bad teeth ya selves so get over ya selves its quit immature and pathetic
Posted by: mariah | April 13, 2006 at 08:22 PM
Hilary duff's fake teeth are awesome. leave her alone its not like if we get something new all the time. You all are just jealous !!!!!!!!!!!!!Big time!
Posted by: Hilary's #1fan | February 12, 2006 at 10:43 AM
I think she got her cheeks sucked out. This looks like some serious lipo! How else can you change the shape of your face so drastically. The teeth would of looked better on her round face. Now she just looks weird!
Posted by: Ruby | September 25, 2005 at 07:58 AM
i would still do her!
Posted by: ped alist | September 06, 2005 at 11:28 PM
This poor kid used to be so cute and uneffected. She now looks like an add for PolyDent. I keep wating for those things to slip out while she talks. It is very sad that a beautiful young girl like Hilary would self mutilate. Lets just hope she stops as those Mr Ed teeth.
Posted by: Talbot | August 17, 2005 at 08:42 AM
oh how mature.
Posted by: kelly | August 03, 2005 at 06:55 PM
"Buck-toothed is the new anorexic..."
ahh, poetry.
Remember, "Stuff...Hilary Duff."
Great painting, as usual. I have to second the vote for the Bush spawn.
Posted by: Cracky | August 03, 2005 at 06:19 PM
Wasn't Crust Toothpaste one of those Mad Magazine stickers?
Posted by: Rex Karz | August 01, 2005 at 10:47 PM
Oh no you didn't!! I thought I was the only one that noticed how completely absurd her new Chicklets looked. They totally changed her look. I think they are so big she can't close her lips around them. She's now looking like Piff Diddly. Girl, you rock!
Posted by: Lisa | July 28, 2005 at 10:45 PM
daisy: no those are definitly huge veneers
Posted by: morgan | July 27, 2005 at 09:05 PM
i think her just look bigger cuz she probably lost weight ,her face is thinner and gives her a horsey look
Posted by: daisy | July 27, 2005 at 05:20 PM
HAHAHAHA teeth
Posted by: oscar | July 25, 2005 at 07:40 PM
Ha! That is so funny - another classic one 14.
Posted by: Hollywood Rag | July 25, 2005 at 03:33 PM
i don't think you made them big enough =P
Posted by: Samantha | July 24, 2005 at 11:41 PM
She gained a neck but lost her real, normal teeth. It's just like The Little Mermaid.
Posted by: Lara | July 24, 2005 at 10:50 AM
She has always seemed freakish to me, but for a different reason: Hilary has no neck! Have you noticed? But thanks for pointing out the horse-teeth, too. That chick is a walking sideshow!
Posted by: giagradiva | July 22, 2005 at 12:49 PM
There's something off with that picture 'cause for the first time I didn't clue in right away. I thought it was Rebecca Romijn-Stamos at first glance, then I sorta saw Hilary...maybe it's 'cause I caught a glimpse of 'Femme Fatale' the other night..?
Posted by: mm | July 21, 2005 at 10:18 AM
Hahahahaaa!!! The teeth! That's *just* it!
Posted by: cherise | July 20, 2005 at 11:25 PM
Two theories:
1) Her handlers (keepers?) convinced her to undergo this dental deformation to corner an as-yet-untapped teen-idol merchandising market for Hillary Duff bottle openers. Bad idea. Most of her fans ain't old enough to be able to legally crack open a Molson on Hillary's equine choppers.
2) She saw Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and thought that his teeth were like totally cool and that she'd beat those beyotches Lindsay and Paris to the hot new look. Buck-toothed is the new anorexic...
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | July 20, 2005 at 04:39 PM
Yeah, this one is not mean enough.
in the words of Azeem, "Get up, move faster"
Posted by: R.R. Anderson | July 20, 2005 at 01:31 PM
LMFAO!! hahaha. that is so funny! lmao i love your site, it's hilarious!
Posted by: Justine | July 20, 2005 at 01:23 PM
oh Manuela dear - I adore you!
Posted by: 14 | July 20, 2005 at 01:00 PM
No, no, no, darling... what I think you MEANT to say is... Those are giant teeth. Giant teeth with a pretty Hilary attached.
Makes much more sense, non?
Posted by: Manuela | July 20, 2005 at 12:23 PM
omg, dude... brilliant.
Posted by: miss karen | July 20, 2005 at 08:26 AM
Your heart's not in this one. You like her too much. Now if you did the Bush twins...
Posted by: Sam | July 20, 2005 at 07:37 AM
"A pretty girl with giant teeth." Hahahahaahhaha!!!
Posted by: Sweetthang | July 20, 2005 at 07:22 AM
I have a theory about this. The family manager MADE her get them to make her look more like her sister. IT WORKED! They're both fugly now.
Posted by: Karla | July 20, 2005 at 06:53 AM
I wonder if Haylie is pissed that you left her out!
Posted by: femme feral | July 20, 2005 at 12:19 AM
LMAO!
Your work rules!
Posted by: Allie | July 19, 2005 at 11:23 PM
I love this, and it's only 25 cents to feed her oats. Can't beat that.
Posted by: Zell | July 19, 2005 at 10:19 PM
gosh, you draw really well =) so nice yet so mean! i like!! haha.. my kind of funny.
Posted by: Injenue | July 19, 2005 at 09:56 PM
Love it... hehe... she looks older with her new fake teeth - I agree with TSB's post.
Keep the art coming 14!
Posted by: Gosia | July 19, 2005 at 08:40 PM
Anyone else noticed that the equine teeth and slowly dwindling weight have combined to make her face look 15 years older, in a Kim Stewart kinda way?
Posted by: TSB | July 19, 2005 at 06:55 PM
This is one for the topiary garden at the Overlook Hotel. Yikes.
Posted by: Kim | July 19, 2005 at 06:41 PM
I love it..."feed it oats"
Great detail...you are awesomely talented...nevermind your wicked sense of humor!
Posted by: urethrafranklin | July 19, 2005 at 05:33 PM
Hilarious!!! Good job!
Posted by: Pagan_Kitty | July 19, 2005 at 05:03 PM
Use Once and Destroy is in LOVE with the pony girl! Get out the sugar cubes!
Adore this one...the colours are beautiful and spooky, and the monkey in the corner---har! Will you do one of the Creature Who Always Has Moisture at the Corners of His Mouth (aka Tom Hanks)?
Posted by: Knuckles McGillicutty | July 19, 2005 at 05:03 PM
Mean? Sorry to offend...if you'd like, you can commission me to paint a glorious oil portrait of the lovely Miss Duff. I'll even paint it in colors to match your sofa. Oh the horror!!
Gossip isn't very nice, but that's what I'm painting these days. One day, I shall move on to painting cute fuzzy kittens and Thomas Kinkade-style landscapes.
14
Mistress of Beelzebub
Posted by: 14 | July 19, 2005 at 05:02 PM
To clarify, I'm just kidding. This bitch has it coming.
Now I would like to see what kind of freakshow posters 14 can come up with for the cast of "The Wiz." Especially Nipsey Russell, who I think is still alive.
Posted by: Use Once & Destroy | July 19, 2005 at 04:50 PM
Now you're just being mean!
Posted by: Use Once & Destroy | July 19, 2005 at 04:29 PM
Its great stuff, I think you have really captured the carnival (freak show) poster vibe. Kicking color palette too, bella.
Posted by: Damien | July 19, 2005 at 04:01 PM
Yes, she's done something horrible to her teeth, but you've missed the fact that she's slowly going skeletal. Here face has morphed from the average and, dare I say, cutely shaped heart that we see here, to the long and sullen form that simply accentuates the teeth.
Posted by: Amanda | July 19, 2005 at 03:13 PM
You actually went a little easy on her, in my humble opinion!
Posted by: Dom | July 19, 2005 at 02:39 PM
You know what they say, "Never look a gift horse in the mouth"
Posted by: FingerFood | July 19, 2005 at 02:18 PM
hey! gigant teeth rock!
Posted by: gonzo | July 19, 2005 at 01:46 PM