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Interesting

I find it interesting that Americans are saying that "Britney is fat". It looks to me like she still fits into an average range BMI (body mass index).

Since most Americans are overweight, that means that a bunch of fat people are commenting on someone who *isn't* fat ... and calling her fat.

Some people need to invest in a full length mirror, and also find out what their BMI is:

http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/
(and please, no cheating! I hear so many tubbys say things like "my bones are just heavy", or "maybe its because I've got lots of muscle" - unless you look like Dolph Lundgren, you won't break your BMI by being too 'muscular')

Tanya

Hey to all over the world,Not a huge fan of Britney Spears but I have respect for her.Some of her songs are catchy,and her hair looks good in brown better then blonde makes her look more mature and skin tones look better.Her voice needs to be improved.She does dress revealing but whats the fuss about.Celebs are only human just like us.It would be nice if Britney Spears to take a break from from music world and fame then maybe she look after her babies properly then come back fresh to music world.Im 18 years old from Nova Scotia canada.Your website is a put down.,thats not cool.But I do think you should be a cartoonist honestly thats what I do give you credit for.Feel free to delete my comments if you dont like them.If anyone is interested in talking to an open minded and outgoing girl like me feel free to email me.Thats all I have to say!!!

Tanya

peace and love Tanya around the world

Long Island Irish

LOL good one 14 but Britney's hair hasn't looked this good in a long time. ;)

Guille14

I AGREE WITH U TAYLOR ANNE, THIS 14 IS JUST TRYING TO GET SOME ATTENTION BECAUSE HE OR SHE KNOWS THAT HE OR SHE WILL NOT BE LIKE BRITNEY. IF U ALL HAVE THE TIME TO WRITE STUPID THINGS ABOUT HER, THIS MEANS THAT U GUYS ARE SO WORRIED ABOUT HER THAT U NEED TO SAY SOMETHING, EVENTHOUGH IS JUST SO STUPID. And by the way, "V" u r just so stupid in ur comment, because u r admiting that u like BRITNEY ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, U BITCH!!!!!!

Taylor Anne

personally i think you all must be pretty shallow and insecure to be wasting your time finding all the faults in britney spears, just cos shes an icon whom everyone knows.. if someone posted a stupid picture capturing your best bits, well, let me just say it would be an absolute laugh. britney is beautiful in her own way and doesnt need the disgust of you people bagging her out..and her eyes arent "vacant" theyre very sultry and gorgeous, next time id like to see u lot getting a photo taken of urselves on ahot day, mascara running down ur face without realising and pigging out on ur fav foods..u all disgust me

i LOVE it.

Prophetic. Woah.

Teka

Olha.
Eu não falo ingles, mais quero que saiba que adorei o seu site.
tá muito legal mesmo!!!!!!
principalmente este da britney.
Fantastico...
kisses

v

Britney's stupid fans really get on my nerves, no one is jealous of that fat ugly talentless whore.
If you don't like it, then don't come here.

OMG I love it, you got those lope-sided ugly eyes right again LOL

Leelee

this is just great! i laughed sooo hard! thax! this is great beacuase i think that britney gets less and less fans every day and i think that everone here knows that the only good thing about her is her fantasy perfume!lol!

Gemmsy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA genius

Bella

I wonder if Brit and K.Fed know they're a big joke to everyone?

Long Island Irish

I know what Lucy means, without her makeup Britney Spears looks like something out of The Weekly World News!

kerryelisa

the droopy eye gets me everytime i admire this portrait..reminds me of sloth from goonies..se magnifique

omg lol

Lucy

For the people saying that we're just jealous and we're all fat and that Britney is a beautiful girl: Shut up. Britney Spears is unattractive. Have you ever seen pictures of her without makeup? Airbrushing and makeup does wonders for the girl. And stop assuming that everyone who hates your hero is fat and jealous and what have you. No, we aren't. Great picture, by the way. It captures the essence of Britney/Brandine Spears.

kumzooloo

OMG 14, my huge phat looser ass is jiggling uncontrollably with giggly joy at all of these posts. Godamn grrrl, I can't wait to see your humongous wiggly keyboard-encompassing can one of these days if you ever come back 'up here' again, (please!) Keep it up, "fatt looser"!
-Goat Girl

angela

I thought that britney spears was a beautiful girl until i seen her now. She let her image go to waste. Even before she got pregnant there was pictures of her looking like trash. If you have all the money you should at least act like you have class. But then again all the money in the world wont give her class. I am not jealous i am married and i dont need money to make me look good. I hope her baby doesnt follow her moms footsteps. I hope all that smoking doesnt give her lung cancer.

TSB

Awesome picture...but what really made me laugh was the image of 14's gigantic ass slowly inflating and impeding her typing.

"joanna" = Sean Penn in disguise

Jodi

Smashing, as always. Thank you for not body-painting her a la Demi Moore circa *whenever*.

I don't know what made me "LOL" (for real) more: your rendering, your response to "Slim and Trim Elissa", Elissa's poorly written comment (the already ridiculed "looser", but also "fatty's" ... precious!), or Finger Food's comment about sucking her brain out and inserting it into her tits.

I suppose, as the kidz may still be saying these days, "It's all good."

BEYOND good.

cherise

I just had to comment again on revisiting your site and seeing Britney & your vanity fair cover.

Why don't you start a "cover" series where you draw celebs on covers of gossip mags, like this one you did of britney? It would be a hoot!!

Knuckles McGillicutty

Unabashedly left wing. You say that like it's a *bad* thing.

I don't think the "Karl Rove" headline was meant as a dig at Mr. Rove; it's more likely a parody of Vanity Fair, since it's just the sort of thing that the magazine would publish. (VF is unabashedly left-wing,remember...)

Em

This made me feel a whole lot better. I've just ranted about Britney in my last post.

karole irene

J'aime beaucoup vos caricatures de cette Amerique, votre crayon acere, votre oeil vif!
Great work!
One of the best dream to come true..., is, you, continuing to sharpen your vibrant eye!
Merci, karole irene.

Bragan

I have a feeling that our dear 14 removed the Russell hot sauce because someone criticized it as not being a good caricature of Crowe. 14 responded by essentially agreeing -- so maybe she holds herself to high standards. If so, we're all the better for it.

jessca

Yeah, what happened to Russell Crowe? Did he threaten to schedule a hiatus from Fightin' Round the World to come and kick your ass if you didn't take the picture down? Well that sucks.

Obviously Russell ... who? must've had a hissy. Russell who?

Ignatz

You've captured the essence of the Louisiana Pop Tart. Why, oh Why is she or any of her kin famous?

btw: what happened to the Russell Crowe endorsed hot sauce? Did he threaten you? Or did you have to give money back to all those who viewed it and said they didn't like it?

jhey

YOU ARE THE GREATEST!!!!! marry me ;)

lil' rabbit

I'm lovin' your attention to detail, like Britney's *extremely* large neck. Girlfriend has the biggest neck i've ever seen on a girl!!! Keep up the good work!!!

Dawn (webmiztris)

oooh! and don't forget - she's smoking Marlboros for two now too!!

Dawn (webmiztris)

her ass looks so cellulitey! nice touch!

Viper Tetsu

Hey! Russell Crowe's gone! Did he hurl a toaster at you or somethin'?

FingerFood

Wow, I can't believe people actually think that Britney Spears has morals or a brain for that matter. It's stunning really. She said, on television in front of a million people, that we should just do whatever the president says and we, the looser gigantic butts, should get a life? If she's an example of good morals, healthy living and a good spirit I'm really on the wrong road. Someone pass the Starbucks and Cheetos, don't forget the lech husband, the cigarettes and unprotected sex! Does anyone have the name of Brit's plastic surgeon? I need my brain sucked out and inserted into my tits!

Smackdown

This is hilarious!! :o)

I think you're fabulously talented! Keep 'em coming plz!

jessica

did you know the stupid stupid stupid World of Britney website stole your image without giving you credit? What a bunch of idiots.

14

Dear Slim and Trim Elissa,

It's true! We're all "loosers" with gigantic butts. How did you know?

UGH, I.....can.....hardly....type.......because....my gigantic......butt.... is.......getting in.....the way...... It's res%4ting....on my KEYboaRd and...I c a n ' t Breathe!!!!

HELP!!!

Elissa

god you guys are loosers, GET A LIFE! Im sure you guys are all fatty's and big butts.

britishbrunette

it kinda makes me feel ill and want a mint mocha frapachino at the same time

Demon Kitty

Ew! Ew! Ew!!!!!!

Heh! Heh! It is amazing the way you have captured the essence of all these overrated people!

How many times have I seen her with her hair piled up on top of her head - straw inserted in mouth-sucking down Charbucks with vacant look on her face! Eyes are definitely windows of the soul and there is nothing going on in that head of hers! Please do one of Bradgelina!

So much love,
Demon Kitty

Mdbell79

Very nice blog, both timely and funny. I'll be back.

Nicole

She looks extremely similar to Mena Suvari...coincidence?

oboreruhito

Shouldn't it be eating for three now?

She's breeding them faster than we can possibly get rid of them. It's Aliens man! BURSTING OUT OF THE STOMACHS

Chris

I think her little part in Farenheit 911 scarred me for life. The gum snapping, and the idiotic comments. Ugh.
Your picture is like Vitamin E, helping to heal the scars.

Viper Tetsu

OK: embarrassed myself at work again by snorting like a coke-huffing hyena at this latest masterwork--Fucking hysterical! Again, your ability to capture so many dimensions of vapidity with your skewer o' wit continues to astonish.

Beaucoup bonus points for the Karl Rove dig. How 'bout putting that Dubya butt monkey on a Vanity Fair cover naked and preggers?

Terri

And the nightmare gets worse...it is being reported that the Britster is now expecting TWINS! [Runs and hides.]

Wonderful artwork, though! I especially like the Johnny Depp line...I'm glad I'm not the only who thinks his Willy Wonka is pulling a Michael Jackson! ;)

Wackawacka

The only way this overrated trailer trash will ever be on the cover of VF! 14, you rock because you tell it like it is.

Love the posts from her PR team. Try a little harder Leslie Sloane Zelnick. I know it's hard shining shit, but give it a try.

Cami

You are BRILLIANT!

farmerbob

Hey Ms. 14. I look for your work everyday. You have not dissappointed me yet. You're cookin with hot oil now!

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