I spent most of my weekend engaged in time travel. I always kick myself when I forget to bring my digital camera along, but this time I slipped it in my pocket. Traveling through so many hyperdimensional wormholes can really wear a girl out, so I thought I'd stop and get some coffee. The only place open in Los Angeles in the year 2025 was a seedy bar on Sunset, so I walked in, sat at the bar and saw Tara Reid sitting at the other end. I snapped her photo and figured I'd share it with you. Medium: ink on paper.
This is just awesome, you've captured her perfectly. More time machine snapshots!
Posted by: Dan | August 24, 2007 at 11:51 AM
she looks like "Hatchet Face" from CRY BABY
Posted by: denice | June 02, 2007 at 06:54 PM
Looks like my mother in law.
Posted by: mellen | October 25, 2006 at 03:14 PM
great job. I'd have to agree with a previous poster to get back into your time machine and take some pictures of some of their party girls/celebs...I personally can't wait to start laughing.
Posted by: fan2000 | May 24, 2006 at 08:25 AM
she is still looking sexy after twenty years . i would love to fuck her ass again like i have done so many times fuk u babe u have great boobs and what an ass
fun fucking u babe
Posted by: ken_afk | March 13, 2006 at 10:14 PM
Hmmm... Bars aren't open past 2 am in CA anymore......
Posted by: Jennifer | January 06, 2006 at 01:37 AM
Did anyone else hear about Tara giving up the sauce? It's amazing!
Posted by: Bella | October 20, 2005 at 12:40 PM
After seeing this picture in early September I quit smoking after 25 years. The surgeon general needs to put this picture next to his warning on cigarrette packages. It worked for me.
Posted by: Susan | September 23, 2005 at 10:25 AM
HEY!! YA WOW ITS TARA RIED!! YOU ARE SOOOOOOO FUNNY!! AND COOL AND AWSOME! YOU ROCK MY SOX!! LOL
WOW LOL WELP I HOPE YOU ARE DOING OK!!? ME I'VE NEVER EVER BEEN AWSOME!!
WELP I GOTTA NOW! SO I GUESS ILL TTYLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LUV,JESSIE
Posted by: JESSIE | September 18, 2005 at 02:09 PM
The creping neck and Nicodemus hands from "secret of nihm" are great. actually, I am surprised she aged so well. Have you seen awfulplasticsurgery.com? Her lipo mishap?
Posted by: michal | September 18, 2005 at 12:12 PM
she's TARABLE!!!!
Posted by: matthew | September 17, 2005 at 07:45 PM
will someone help this poor child before she destroys herself, Or does reality TV now gives us the slow drunken death of a alcholoic as entertainment!
Posted by: ed | September 17, 2005 at 07:31 AM
That's TARA-fyingly TARA-ble!!!
Posted by: daisyss | September 15, 2005 at 05:43 PM
she will look like that in 2 years. She is the sad mom at the party that wants to be "cool".
Posted by: medeastrawberry345 | September 15, 2005 at 08:40 AM
Because you don't know who Tara Reid is....
.....I LOVE YOU!!!!
Posted by: 14 | September 14, 2005 at 11:41 PM
OK ... clearly I am out of the loop.
Who the hell is Tara Reid??
She pretty scary, that's for sure.
Posted by: Claire | September 14, 2005 at 11:10 PM
Nice Tara showed for you 2025 birthday party.
Posted by: mrbigboy | September 14, 2005 at 12:14 PM
Good.....GOD......Almighty.
I too love the vagina like neck, the drippy, skanky hair, and that she's got a cig dangling, and another in her wrinkled shrivled hand at the ready.
At least you didn't have to change her posture.
I channle surf by E sometimes and catch some of her show. Taradise my ass. She's perpetually drunk, sounds like she just gargled glass shards, and I love how she's always asking where the bar is.
You are a beaut!
Posted by: DonnaJEM | September 13, 2005 at 01:28 PM
One word..o.k..2
Complete Brilliance!!!
love,
elisa
Posted by: elisa | September 13, 2005 at 08:24 AM
2025? That's what she looks like now!
Posted by: Wirthy | September 12, 2005 at 02:53 PM
Once a skank, always a skank.
Posted by: tymmac | September 12, 2005 at 01:28 PM
Tara honey....NO, i am very far from perfect, make HUGE mistakes daily and have never "toenjoy lording over others". At this time, I have chosen to paint GOSSIP. This does not make me superior, a genius or better than anyone else.
run along now kid, u r bothering me.
Posted by: 14 | September 12, 2005 at 09:10 AM
i wonder u must be awfully perfect never made a mistake in ur life toenjoy lording over others
Posted by: pliy | September 12, 2005 at 04:15 AM
Your talent is amazing, 14! To commemorate 9/11, I've decided to visit every single blog on my blogroll today. I appreciate the entertainment and enjoyment you provide, and I wish you peace and happiness.
LJ
Posted by: mooalex | September 11, 2005 at 05:38 PM
Found your art on www.consumptionjunction.com
Did you enter it? Or did someone else?
http://www.consumptionjunction.com/downloadsnew/cj_48636.jpg
Posted by: Kat | September 11, 2005 at 07:53 AM
Your site always makes my day!I've linked it!
Posted by: Linds | September 09, 2005 at 02:17 PM
so was her boob hanging out again? and down to her knees this time?
Posted by: Dawn (webmiztris) | September 09, 2005 at 01:34 PM
2025? Dude, she's totally gonna be dead in three, tops...
Posted by: Editor, The J.E.I. | September 08, 2005 at 08:53 PM
14-
You. rule. my. WORLD.
Posted by: dmartin | September 08, 2005 at 08:10 PM
hahaha matt apparently is hurt by the comments about his 'friend' ... aw, we should stop being mean and love tara in all her alcoholic glory *cough* sarcasm *cough*
Posted by: ali | September 08, 2005 at 04:16 PM
you are pure genius!
Posted by: | September 08, 2005 at 04:07 PM
Loving it, loving it, loving it.
I can just imagine her, an old chain smoking 24/7 Vegas slot jockey chick. Honestly I've said it before, and hey I'll say it again "shes going to age poorly"
Posted by: Damien Morgan | September 08, 2005 at 03:56 PM
caption should read "dingos ate my boobies" lol
Posted by: patrick | September 08, 2005 at 12:27 PM
u are all too hard on her for chrissakes give her a break.
Posted by: matt | September 08, 2005 at 06:30 AM
Brintney looks a lot like that these days!
Posted by: trish | September 08, 2005 at 02:20 AM
Reminds me a Basset Hound gone bad...Send her a framed copy.
Posted by: trish | September 08, 2005 at 02:17 AM
The liver-spot-mottled back and puss; the stringy, straw-textured quasi-mullet; that cow-hit-with-a-stun-gun expression intermingled with alcohol-encouraged self-delusion. And those talons that constitute her (probably nicotine-stained) fingers...Painfully, gloriously sublime.If it were in color, it'd be too much hellishness to endure.
It only makes sense that in twenty years, Tara Reid will morph into a cross between Edith Massey from the John Waters movies and Otis the drunk from the old Andy Griffith show--only a lot less funny (unless you continue to draw her, natch).
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | September 07, 2005 at 11:00 PM
Vagina like neck - that is my kind of woman! I have this feeling that this is EXACTLY what she'll look like in 20 years....creppy. Almost enough to make ME stop drinking...but again, the idea of vagina neck i s tantalizing...
Posted by: B | September 07, 2005 at 09:19 PM
Since it appears I have been unapologetically remiss in refreshing your blog... I see that I am left down here in the Goolag of commenters... so... I must pay homage to a few of your commenters who have been so much more quick to click on your witty blog, ma cher...
Amanda... vagina neck... you have most certainly offended vaginas everywhere. Were my nether regions ever to look so sadly decrepit.... I would enlist the services of a Gynocological nip-tuck post haste!
Marissa... twenty years in the future?? For this representation to reflect dear Tara twenty years hence... she would have to be a mere eleven today... surely you simply miscalculated, my dear. Post again once you've evaluated the math. MWAH!
Frankentits? Once again... I know this is SUCH an easy mistake to make... you see... I'm quite certain that what you see as breasts are ACTUALLY preferated hernias of the colon... again...an entirely forgiveable trompe l'oeil...
Demon Kitty... in your DREAMS my love... for were Quatorze in fact a lesbian... she would most certainly be mine. (Do TRY to keep up...) I do, however, award you points for most excellent taste.
And Jon H... you were soo soo close to the mark! Thinning hair... but of COURSE! Sadly, though... hair product is not nearly the reason... ALTHOUGH... you may be on to something now that I think about it... perhaps once he has finished man-handling her noggin for purposes of angle, pace, and stability... were he to just ever so slightly adjust his trajectory... Yes... one could argue that a protein enriched hair product might indeed be the culprit! WELL DONE!!
Posted by: Manuela | September 07, 2005 at 07:16 PM
ha! i love your bio pic. i think drawing Jonathan would be funny too!
Posted by: eRicA | September 07, 2005 at 07:09 PM
Oh my Gawd, even if the caption did not specify that this was Tara Reid of the future, I would have known that's who this portrait was of. You've got it so dead on accurate, so hideously glorious.
Posted by: Ilsa | September 07, 2005 at 06:39 PM
um - is this Tara in 20 years or today? She looks like an unmade bed... in a whorehouse
Posted by: cate | September 07, 2005 at 04:44 PM
I love the spindly skeleton fingers sprawled out around the glass and the alcoholic baggies around her eyes. You've captured the greasy-haired habitual offender in all her uhm.... glory?
Posted by: fINGERfOOD | September 07, 2005 at 03:10 PM
Beatiful image. That Tararism Show is amazing. Party pigs have a new leader! I'd definitely do her at 40.
Posted by: beer me | September 07, 2005 at 02:39 PM
Oh, I'm sure she'll get this way much sooner than 2025!
Posted by: Dasha | September 07, 2005 at 02:27 PM
LOL that is brillant. :)
Posted by: Long Island Irish | September 07, 2005 at 02:21 PM
I DID take a picture of myself.....but since I'm not a celebrity I went ahead and posted it in my bio. Check it out.
Tara chain smokes cigarettes in 2025, but I'm more of a cigar chompin' lady.
14
Posted by: 14 | September 07, 2005 at 10:13 AM
Just wondering if while you were there if you happened to snap a picture of yourself and if so why not post it?.
Posted by: Bowhunter777 | September 07, 2005 at 09:26 AM
I bow before you, master.
Your Kung-fu is the best...
Posted by: chey espejo | September 07, 2005 at 09:25 AM
The backwards cigarette is genius. I have to say, if I could have her job, I'd take it. I hear she's a shoo in to sweep the Train Wreck awards and that she and Courtney Love are looking for apartments together in St. Tropez.
Posted by: Scout Finch | September 07, 2005 at 08:45 AM