I spent most of my weekend engaged in time travel. I always kick myself when I forget to bring my digital camera along, but this time I slipped it in my pocket. Traveling through so many hyperdimensional wormholes can really wear a girl out, so I thought I'd stop and get some coffee. The only place open in Los Angeles in the year 2025 was a seedy bar on Sunset, so I walked in, sat at the bar and saw Tara Reid sitting at the other end. I snapped her photo and figured I'd share it with you. Medium: ink on paper.
I bet she will look like that!
Posted by: Miss Hollywood | September 07, 2005 at 08:22 AM
poor things ciggie is backwards...and her liver/sun spots match her pretty polka dots...the tragedy of it all..
Posted by: kerryelisa | September 07, 2005 at 08:07 AM
I can't believe what a wonderful artist you are. I just looked at everything. Not only are you hilarious, your art is awesome.
Posted by: Jessica | September 07, 2005 at 07:45 AM
Oh, why couldn't you have drawn her with one titty popping out, just for auld lang sine?
Posted by: TheIdleReceptionist | September 07, 2005 at 07:22 AM
ever see the film "Barfly?"
Posted by: kevin Lee Allen | September 07, 2005 at 06:37 AM
Once again you've got it spot on, spot on!!
Posted by: mvo | September 07, 2005 at 06:21 AM
You should have showed how her coochie would be hanging down to her knees since the self proclaimed queen of skank likes to show it all the time. Freakishly accurate portrait however.
Posted by: Barry | September 07, 2005 at 06:10 AM
poor Tara, the writing is on the wall...but what you don't see is that she's taking a quick break from her job as the cocktail waitress/hostess at that seedy bar.
Posted by: Yppird Anigav | September 07, 2005 at 01:15 AM
......and we have a missing tooth. PERRRRRFECT!
Posted by: Gretchen | September 06, 2005 at 10:32 PM
Yikes! Makes me never wanna ever drink to excess again...no more smokes, etc. Damn.
I'm not only speechless at this display of your talent, 14. I'm also frightened.
Posted by: Morrigan | September 06, 2005 at 10:05 PM
Does she have old lady smell? Or is she still too young for that in 20 years?
PS. anonymous: 14 is a fox. Nice try though. And thanks for using your shift key.
Posted by: Knuckles McGillicutty | September 06, 2005 at 09:07 PM
Wow. That looks awesome.
Posted by: eddie | September 06, 2005 at 08:48 PM
Hmmm, yeah, booze'll do that to ya. Won't she choke on her own vomit long before 2025, though?
Posted by: midevil | September 06, 2005 at 08:43 PM
I think she'd be thinning on top pretty bad, from too much damage to her scalp from hair products.
Posted by: Jon H | September 06, 2005 at 08:28 PM
Why so mean to Tara? She's still better looking than you.
Posted by: | September 06, 2005 at 07:50 PM
PLEASE do a "Future of Pamela Anderson" or something similar...she's another one of the countless simpleminded Hollywood Skanks (like Tara Reid, Paris Hilton, et al) who should be lambasted and ridiculed as often as possible.
Posted by: Annie | September 06, 2005 at 06:43 PM
My very favorite touch is that she is wearing the very "girly" little dangly star earrings. I know the dress is much too young for her too, but the earrings really stand out. Kudos.
Posted by: GG | September 06, 2005 at 06:22 PM
Hey she still looks better than Pee-Wee Herman does now.
Posted by: I'm A Hater | September 06, 2005 at 06:12 PM
Looking at her just makes me want to purge that glass of Merlot I knocked back. Your imagination 14, your insight, your perspective ... it's terrifying.
Are you a lesbian? I want to marry you.
So much love, so many metaphysical kisses XXXXX0000000,
Demon Kitty
Posted by: Demon Kitty | September 06, 2005 at 06:02 PM
the eyes have it!
Posted by: so what | September 06, 2005 at 05:31 PM
Come on. She'll have had three brow lifts and multiple eye jobs by then. She'll look like every other snipped LA ho with an unmoveable forehead and her eyes pulled back to the sides of her face.
Posted by: industrywhore | September 06, 2005 at 05:07 PM
i can just imagine what those implant scars look like behind that polka-dot top. saggy frankentits!!!
Posted by: anonymouse | September 06, 2005 at 05:02 PM
Just twenty years in the future?
Talk about aging.
Posted by: Marissa | September 06, 2005 at 04:13 PM
Pure, pure beauty. I am speechless.
Posted by: kumzooloo | September 06, 2005 at 04:06 PM
She kinda reminds me of Madame Medusa from Disney's "The Rescuers." Or someone in that style. Like she's gonna get up and do a semi-groovy gingly-jangly dance before smashing glasses and slurring random threats at shadow people.
Posted by: MFG | September 06, 2005 at 03:58 PM
haha meow!!!
Posted by: xZx | September 06, 2005 at 03:15 PM
Well, it figures. She was one of the first of the late '90s brand of 'skankasaurus,' the typical white girl who wants to be 'hip' and 'trendy' with the token minority friend, all the while sucking cock in the bathrooms of Nobu and draining Hollywood producer's of their semen and their ideas. Look at that old cunt, she's so badly altered it's Picasso-like in it's horrendousness. Fuck you, Tara. Fuck you to Hell.
Posted by: Johnny Chicago | September 06, 2005 at 03:00 PM
Brilliant, absolutely bloomin brilliant.
Posted by: NoddingLilith | September 06, 2005 at 02:42 PM
Where to start...other than the obviously beautiful mullet.
Here's to the future *I'm scared"
Posted by: Snootchie Bootchie | September 06, 2005 at 02:06 PM
That is perfectly horrific!!
Posted by: gia | September 06, 2005 at 01:32 PM
PRICELESS!
Did you catch the absolutely horrible "Taradise" marathon on E! this weekend by any chance? She sounds drunk ALL the time. How is that even possible?
Posted by: Madame M | September 06, 2005 at 12:51 PM
Damn, that is probably way too close to true. "Shudder"
Posted by: Jennifer | September 06, 2005 at 12:48 PM
Eerily good. Makes me want to quit smoking and cut down on drinking while I'm at it. Ick.
Posted by: Leslie | September 06, 2005 at 12:42 PM
Wow, I'm surprised that Tara is dressing so modestly...
I guess, no matter how trampy, some people just get tired of flashing The South Pole for all the world to see. Or maybe her joints have deteriorated to the point that drunkenly flailing around sans panties causes her arthritis to flare up.
Posted by: TheIdleReceptionist | September 06, 2005 at 12:21 PM
The vagina-like neck is priceless.
Posted by: Amanda | September 06, 2005 at 11:50 AM