Yes, I know...Paris Hilton again. It's only because I've noticed an increased frequency of Paris Hilton backlash in the gossip tabloids, and we seem to gobble it up with glee. Star Magazine recently ran a cover story accusing Paris of "backstabbing" and "boyfriend stealing" and went on to feature her growing list of enemies. Italian designer Valentino called Paris "vulgar", Mary Kate Olsen is upset Paris stole her oversized Greek boyfriend, Shannon Dougherty is still seething over the fact that her ex-husband "starred" with Paris in the infamous sex video, and Page Six reported that Paris's own pet monkey attacked her while they were shopping together in Las Vegas. The way things are going, it's only a matter of time before Tinkerbell goes for her throat. For this reason, I have created the Paris Hilton Voodoo Doll. It was designed not to cause bodily harm to Paris....no, each prick of the pin will only embroil her in more scandal and humiliation. We'll be entertained by her downfall, and she'll gain the notoriety she seeks. Everyone wins. Buy one today!