Gallery of the Absurd: More Jeff Polage Nonsense/Genius

Press Coverage

"Portraits of Shame" New York Post
"Gallery of the Absurd is “the best of many sites that skewer celebrity culture.” 14’s portraits display “the qualities that make celebrity satire work” and is “consistently funny". Caryn James, NY Times
"illustrations that parody celebrity culture with all the subtlety of a mouthful of Red Hots" Newsday
"hitting the marrow of what is specifically annoying about specific celebrities" New York Post

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More Jeff Polage Nonsense/Genius

Pete Doherty...Kiss Me Baby, I'm a Rock Star.

Mouth Opens Wide Enough for Brain to Fall Out: Jessica Simpson

February 22, 2006 in Jeff Polage: Unemployed Actor | Permalink

Comments

When is this man getting his own variety show? Network execs need to call this man.

You can almost smell the drug induced vomit from his Pete Doherty.

Posted by: MisterKen | April 06, 2006 at 05:33 PM

shut up smacky, jeff and this blog has more talent than you could ever acheive so i suggest you honestly try to get run over the next time you see a bus, cruel but true, lol, it made me laugh any ways
p.s pete doherty looks hot in that pic

Posted by: mouse smacker | March 24, 2006 at 04:27 AM

This guy is awesome! More, please!

Posted by: Layla | March 19, 2006 at 07:42 PM

I love Jeff!!! I hope it won't bother you ... I put you in my own Gallery!! ;)

I have a Gallery of silly pictures and comparisons of Paris Hilton...
You can see it here:

parislafemme.blogspot.com

Posted by: Parislafemme.blogspot.com | March 14, 2006 at 10:08 PM

Awwww, he's so cute. Can I take him home? I love the Pete Doherty look! Too funny.

Here's to hoping someone see's Jeff's talent, and gives him a job.

Posted by: Chansmom | March 06, 2006 at 03:11 PM

I'm just ROTFL, his Jessica Simpson impersonation is a real hoot. :-)

Posted by: Ines | March 04, 2006 at 01:41 PM

Jeff as Kevin F had me doubled over choking. OMG, cornflakes spitting time, brilliant stuff.

The Oscar for Jeff P.!!!!

Posted by: moonmaid | February 27, 2006 at 10:42 AM

Hey mouse:

Well you don't have to imagine your little montage. Because 14 would create it for you on paper starring Mary Kate Olsen as the Homeless Person and Tara Reid as the dog. The pile would be played by Star Jones. Trashtastic!

Posted by: Grignack | February 26, 2006 at 04:51 PM

Jeff is the funniest!!! He must be a scream to hang out with.

Posted by: Dix | February 24, 2006 at 12:43 PM

Please....someone hire that guy. There are so many people running around with no talent making millions, it's a shame.

Posted by: Sonia | February 24, 2006 at 12:39 PM

I heart Jeff so much! More, more, morrrrre!

Posted by: Ilsa | February 23, 2006 at 05:46 PM

Jeff needs an Oscar, either that or I'll start building a small shrine for him.

Posted by: Damien | February 23, 2006 at 02:45 PM

cant....stop....laughing......GAH!

Posted by: Yaye | February 23, 2006 at 02:16 PM

BRILLIANT!!!

(sips a guiness)

FEKKIN BRILLIANT!!!

(sips another guiness)

GODDAMN MAN YOU WARM THE COCKLES OF MY COLD COLD HEART!

(sips another guiness)

CHOO R 'Mazing parodier on dos dat need dobee parodee'd due to deir rammant stoopiddddiddy and lak of any and all social grays as well dose who mek like poor role moddddles. Choo know?

(passes out)

Posted by: Laura M. | February 23, 2006 at 01:05 PM

Nice Blog :)

www.FriendsterForum.com

Posted by: FriendsterForum.com | February 23, 2006 at 08:41 AM

When will Hollywood stop shoveling out shit like "The Shaggy Dog, the remake!" and employ geniuses like Jeff??

Seriously, these Jeff posts make me belly laugh like vintage Jim Carrey!!

P.S. 14, this in no way lets you off the hook for an instant. Moving into an appartment? BAH! Poppycock! Paint more, woman! PAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINT!!!

Posted by: TheIdleReceptionist | February 23, 2006 at 06:07 AM

The man is a fucking genius. I can't believe he doesn't have his own show.

Demon Kitty

Posted by: Demon Kitty | February 22, 2006 at 09:37 PM

You have my permission to marry him. He'd make a great housewife.

Posted by: 14 | February 22, 2006 at 05:50 PM

I man in love with Jeff, can I marry him?

Posted by: Mallory | February 22, 2006 at 04:54 PM

Silly Little Smacky Mouse....

Is that BEST insult you could come up with? YAWN.

Thanks for the link though....

Posted by: 14 | February 22, 2006 at 02:18 PM

why the HELL does jessica make those stupid faces?? i'll never know... but at least it fuels the humor!

Posted by: Lissa | February 22, 2006 at 02:06 PM

Imagine a drunken homeless person, staggering down the street. A dog runs up, and takes a crap in a pile of rotting vegetation near a dumpster. The homeless person then proceeds to vomit on the pile. This blog is worse than that pile.

Posted by: Smacky Mouse | February 22, 2006 at 01:55 PM

Hilarious! He does Jessica so well. Madge and her horseface look are awesome too!

Posted by: Crees_Dahl | February 22, 2006 at 10:43 AM