When ANIMAL magazine asked Michael K and I to come up with celebrity animals, we immediately noticed how much Paris Hilton resembles a proboscis monkey. Thing is, we found an even better animal to represent Paris....but it's a secret. You have to wait until ANIMAL no. 7 comes out to see it. For now, enjoy Paris as a primate. Proboscis monkeys are endangered, but Paris Hilton types seem to be flourishing. I wish it were the other way around. Medium: Ink, acrylic, burnt sage leaves on paper. Latin phrase by Michael K.
Too funny!
Posted by: TheCreditProfessional | September 29, 2008 at 12:11 PM
paris hilton is a monkey no need to change
Posted by: jack | September 01, 2008 at 02:11 AM
That pic of Paris is hilarious, i prefer her like she is though
Posted by: JT | March 05, 2007 at 03:48 AM
What a great picture! Remarkable resemblance.
Posted by: Andy | December 30, 2006 at 08:15 AM
I wrote a story with a character from "old money" whose family paid him obscene amounts of money to simply stay out of public view, not embarrass them, and not father any children.
I wonder how much money the Hiltons would have to pay to make Paris "disappear" in a similar fashion?
Posted by: Noelegy | June 30, 2006 at 11:45 AM
Miss Golden Crotch is in love with herself! That is very obvious. What a loser she is. her father should exile her to an uninhabited island near the south pole. Is her father pimping her out? The world is tired of hearing about miss prissy. She should dig a big hole and bury herself,nobody would care except her! Whoever did the cartoon of her should get a medal for being so accurate. Shoot her out into Space where she can be with the rest of her croonies. What a looser she is.
Posted by: Dennis Brown | June 22, 2006 at 08:40 AM
oom my god... this.. is just so perfect. you're so great painter. i like this and i love paris hilton.
Posted by: Cagri OZALP | June 22, 2006 at 08:18 AM
great pic..but I myself thought she looks more like an ass....
Posted by: Shae | May 20, 2006 at 06:07 AM
Put Saluki in Google Images.
Posted by: Hep | May 15, 2006 at 12:41 PM
Shiver me timbers...credit repair and a can of spinach.
Posted by: Popeye | May 12, 2006 at 06:11 PM
WOW! You're so great painter!!!
I really impressed!
Looking forward to watch your wonderful works!
Posted by: lovely33 | May 12, 2006 at 02:34 AM
i always thought paris looked a lot like an afghan hound...
Posted by: panny | May 11, 2006 at 01:12 PM
I've always pictured Paris Hilton as a mosquito. The monkey is fantastic, though. Great work.
Posted by: Josh Maday | May 08, 2006 at 03:36 PM
Paris Hilton is a primate. But then so am I, and so are you (I presume) and, indeed, so is the entire human race.
Posted by: Demosthenes | May 07, 2006 at 10:46 PM
Skankeus Vapidus...nice touch!
Posted by: Rix | May 06, 2006 at 10:48 AM
Just wonderful.I particularly like how you have captured that lazy almost attached cellphone grip perfectly.
Posted by: Jacquie | May 06, 2006 at 09:40 AM
monkeys deserve better than this!
Posted by: | May 05, 2006 at 07:50 PM
I adore your genius as much as a bemoan the fact that I will never look at poor innocent monkeys the same way again.
Hot.
Posted by: Nia | May 05, 2006 at 09:32 AM
LOL! Paris Hilton IS a primate. Her figure is not nearly that cute though.
Where's Michael K been lately anyway? I haven't been able to get on DListed in a couple of days. :(
Posted by: Ilsa | May 05, 2006 at 08:36 AM
You know the store owners on Redeo Drive really need to start sponsering a mating programme least the poor Paris monkey finally becomes extinct.
Posted by: Damien | May 04, 2006 at 06:59 PM
Amazing... I would have never noticed the resemblance until I saw this!
Posted by: morrigan | May 04, 2006 at 03:32 PM
BWAHAHAHA! That is so right-on! Your works do belong in a museum - The Museum of Popular Culture!!!
Posted by: Crees_dahl | May 04, 2006 at 09:50 AM
Haha I think she bears a little resemblance to this fella:
http://www.sandiegozoo.org/animalbytes/images/flamingo_headshot_inset.jpg
Posted by: Katie | May 03, 2006 at 08:15 PM
LOL love the hair! :D
Posted by: Long Island Irish | May 03, 2006 at 08:03 PM
it's Michael K and "me"... not "I"
Posted by: | May 03, 2006 at 07:54 PM
the actual monkey has nicer eyes.
Posted by: mpcmike | May 03, 2006 at 07:52 PM
You completely pegged her.....it's perfect!
Posted by: Karen Rani | May 03, 2006 at 04:32 PM
ahahaha perfect! I bet that's why she stopped carrying around that poor monkey awhile ago-- she was afraid people would notice the resemblence.
Posted by: Javelin | May 03, 2006 at 02:22 PM
Ah... perfectly grotesque. Fitting. You rock.
Posted by: Laverne | May 03, 2006 at 02:11 PM
The Posture, the Lazy Eye... perfection
Posted by: Janelle | May 03, 2006 at 01:51 PM
hahahaha!! "Skankeous Vapidus"
perfection. I also enjoyed her as a snake. She's clearly not human, but some sort of hybrid slutbag.
Posted by: candice | May 03, 2006 at 01:11 PM
Nicky looks like one of the monkeys too.
Their mating rituals are probably classier than hers, not to mention more hygenic!
So much love,
Demon Kitty
PS. I want you to become so famous that there will be a museum for your work. All the celebrities can come view themselves and view our filthy comments as well. I am still angry at Thomas Kinkade!
Posted by: Demon Kitty | May 03, 2006 at 10:02 AM
She acts like a Bonobo Monkey.
Posted by: milisa | May 03, 2006 at 09:55 AM
Apparently, the new Philton saying is "That's sexy." She debuted it on Ellen this week. To which, Ellen used it repeatedly within the 6 minute span of her interview, thereby causing the phrase to lose all interest, if it even had any to begin with.
Although the proboscis monkey IS sexy.
Posted by: hannah | May 03, 2006 at 07:35 AM
Hahaha!!!!!
The nose is absolute perfection!
Another masterpiece!!
Posted by: DonnaJEM | May 03, 2006 at 07:12 AM
Haha! Nice work, 14 & MK!
Yeah I also wish Proboscis monkeys flourished instead of Paris, that slut should be kicked out of this world.
Posted by: Fug. | May 03, 2006 at 06:18 AM
I quite fancy her. Bulbous nose to nibble on!!
Posted by: breezy | May 03, 2006 at 05:54 AM
GAH! I jumped with sick glee once my page had loaded and I saw that there was new artwork posted!!
You have Skankeus Vapidus' posture DOWN PAT. That is soooo how she stands and she's retarded and now that I know she's half Proboscis Monkey that makes SOOOO much sense.
What would we do without you?
Posted by: TheIdleReceptionist | May 03, 2006 at 05:43 AM
LMFAO
I bet the monkey doesn't have diseases though does it?
Posted by: E | May 03, 2006 at 05:40 AM
that's hot.
Posted by: t-rah | May 02, 2006 at 08:26 PM
Haha crack up.
Posted by: James | May 02, 2006 at 06:37 PM
Oh man. This... is just so perfect. I don't know if I believe that the no. 7 animal will be more fitting because I've already clung to this monkeyParis so tightly I don't think I'll ever let go.
Look what you did. Now I want to marry you. Jeez. You can't go around making people fall in love with you like this, 14.
Posted by: Meagan | May 02, 2006 at 06:24 PM
I love that everyone is trashing Paris Hilton! This monkey impersonation of Paris suits her completely! I never saw the resemblance before.
Posted by: Cailey | May 02, 2006 at 05:27 PM