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I wish I could buy these and give them to all my friends! Brilliant!


hmmm trumpy goodness, easy on the hips but does lead to baldness, bad wid included.

Susan (Fluff)

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ahahaha I think Donald would totally market these. He's probably stealing your idea right now and building a Trump Factory two inches from your window. On Valentines, all his oppressed employees will pool their resources and buy a box to send his way.

And you guys are right, his mouth does look like an anus. Ew.

Viper Tetsu

Kipling West's phrase describing Trump, "Short-Fingered Vulgarian," gets excruciating embodiment here. This one hurts, it's so ugly/funny.

Your customarily lovely work brings home something I never noticed before: Donald Trump looks like Hiro from the HEROES TV series, chewed up and shit out.


Are they sour to go along with his lousy attitude? How did this idiot become famous? Yes, I get the being rich part, but c'mon, there's plenty of folks with money who keep quiet. Not this jack-stick.

Love the hair. =)

Jenn F.

Oh Jesus. Thanks, Deanna, for clarifying that image... the lullabye-singing sphincter. I'm afraid to go to bed now, lest the angry poop-chute start spitting out feces-speckled insults in my dreams.

And YOU Demon Kitty, putting that image of his skanky plastic wife riding him like the expensive hooker that she is. Gaaaah! Yucky!


Lol his hair!! Btw.. didn't this used to be "Gallery of Absurd"?


those words will forever be burned into my mind... you're the best demon kitty. nothing like a talking anal sphincter singing a lullaby in one's dreams at night.

Jenn F.

He kind of looks like a big wrinkly baby.

Knox Bronson

donald trump shares one thing with paris hilton: the worst bone structure in the "celebrity" world. God they are two hideous human beings.

Trumn isn't banging anyone ... anybody that talks that much about screwing supermodels is flat-lining in the boudoir.

thank you, 14, for another great illustration. You are a hero of mine.

Demon Kitty

Hey Deanna, I was the one who said his mouth looks like an anus. I am pretty sure I was. I have to take credit for this, because life is just hell you know? Oh fuck it! Aren't you just waiting for excreta to come out of his mouth when you look at it? The man really needs to trim his eyebrows, they make my stomach turn. I don't care how much money he has, how can that woman ride him?

Yetused, I had a quickie look at your blog. It seemed pretty interesting. I will have to go back.

Demon Kitty

14, please go to perez hilton to see the latest on Jessica Simpson's big ass mouth. I have never met anyone who could open their mouth this wide. She was probably able to get Nick Lachey's dick, balls, vans/glans deferus (??) prostate and intestines in that damn thing. I wanted you to get this ASAP so I Posted it here. Sorry.


Grrreat!! I love the superior expression. He looks much more constipated now than he did in that picture you created of him and his wife pitching that ad for their constipation cream, which obviously does nothing to relieve either of them. 14, you da best. Ever since someone mentioned somewhere that his mouth looks like an anus I just can't shake the feeling I'm looking at an a**hole with a cotton candy toupe wrapped around it. Damn but that his mouth doesn't look like an anus, especially when he moves it and stuff..(comes out)



*laughing an exceptional superior premium luxurious laugh*. Thank you 14...I laughed
so hard that tears came to my eyes. (For me a rarity). I saw an exceptional superior premium luxury Trump necktie at Ross for $9.99. That made me giggle too.



I guess they taste like bile and arrogance.

Combover Bunny

Is he gonna give some candy to Rosie?

Demon Kitty

The man is a malevolent prune. I like how you made his head too big for his body.

Demon Kitty

Jenn F.

Oh the poor, poor little rich man.

No matter how many millions he makes, he'll still continue to look like a strained little hemmorhoid.


Mmmm, just what everyone wants, candy that tastes like sour ass. Super funny though!

awesome as always, but why did you give him a haircut???? whyyyyy????


FUNNY funny, FUNNY. I love those. So perfect. He is odious. the quintessential ugly American. and a loudmouth. so uncouth. so wrongly given a forum in which to be feared and respected because of his colossal greed and flash. sigh. We "get" the culture we "deserve". Thank God you are here to counter it. Like planting a tree to assuage the carbon dioxide. But I still wish he'd just Go Away. that ugly, twisted mouth.


Good one 14!I always look forward to my weekly dose of absurdity...glad to see your selling prints now!


hehehe i luv this <3


I love the expression on his face - he looks like a big, sulky kid.


14,......."You're Hired!!!"

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