US Weekly recently presented compelling evidence that Britney Spears may be headed toward another apocalyptic public meltdown. The clues are there, and US Weekly was the first to warn the public of the impending disaster. The tabloid asked "experts" to observe Britney's current behavior/fashion choices and compare the results with her pre-meltdown behavior/fashion choices. US even went and found real live doctors to test their hypothesis! Now that's credible reportin'. Dr. Martin Pennington, a clinical psychologist with over 25 years of experience and Dr. Robi Ludwig, a psychotherapist/TV host gave their expert commentary on Britney's condition and the prognosis doesn't look good. Here are the four warning signs:
4. Britney was flashing flesh before her first meltdown and now she's doing it again. These days, she can be seen parading around Hollywood wearing sheer tops with brightly colored bras - that is, if she chooses to wear a bra at all. She has no problems going out in public looking like a tawdry scarecrow. "She's saying 'I'm doing what I want to do when I want to do it,'" Dr. Pennington says of Spears.
3. Britney wears the same old pair of rotting boots every day. "It's a form of rebellion," says Ludwig of Spears' tendency to wear the same boots over and over...She's thumbing her nose at everyone."
1. Britney has once again dyed her hair dark - this does not bode well. If you'll remember, she had dark locks before she grabbed the clippers to shave that mess off. "When Britney was blonder, she was 'good,'" says Ludwig, "Now she's getting in touch with her 'darker' side." Medium: graphite sketches torn out of sketchbook with digital color added.
Hi, Like the way the Cartoonist portraits Britney!! She Definitly Needs real Help!! Hope Dr. Phil can help!! He may be looking to be her Pychiatrist!! She is doing this because the Judge are taking her Visitation rights from her and she feels bad she can't see them!! She is acting out because of this! She is probably sick and tired of all this stuff about her too!! She has become a Real person to make fun of!! Where is Chris Crocker in all this trouble!! What do you think of her now , Chris!! Help her!!
Posted by: Valynn | January 08, 2008 at 08:16 AM
She is a product trotted out to keep you dumb, like her, and unconscious of what is happening in the world. She is there to keep you consuming magazines and television. If she was someone who lived in your community, you wouldn't even pay attention to her.
Posted by: Pinky Bear | January 04, 2008 at 12:27 PM
14, is that some kind of argentinean flag on brit's hat in pic#1? she looks like some kind of butch tango singer...
your work is amazing, you are retarded talented (of course i mean it in the best way possible). Thanks for the weekly laughs, you are a true treasure, 14! :)
Posted by: juan | July 18, 2007 at 06:40 PM
The picture w/ Britney and Chihuahua was funny as hell!
Posted by: Maria Borunda | July 18, 2007 at 05:56 PM
So Madonna was hittin' that, eh? No wonder she goes around looking pissed off and preaching holiness now.
Posted by: | July 17, 2007 at 08:52 PM
Love how gave the "girls" a huge case of the flabbies. Awesome. Those things look used, recycled and reused again. And again.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | July 16, 2007 at 08:41 AM
Her fashion choices boggle the mind, man. I can't afford a stylist, but I know better than to go bra-less and sheer especially if I'm lactating. Dear Lord. T_T
Oh, I also look forward to the skewering of Dina Lohan. I'll just go easy on your ears about it. ;)
Posted by: Peta | July 13, 2007 at 06:18 PM
I just heard that Britney's cousin is getting a recording contract. Has anyone heard this?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the trailer park...
Posted by: fanny pack | July 13, 2007 at 03:02 PM
What are you talking about, Britney wears bras all the time - and we all know about them because either the straps are showing or we can see it through her shirt or dress. She's the definition of class ya'll.
Ok...no disrespect to southerners who say ya'll but when someone says it I automatically think "airhead". I think that was Britney's doing. And some of the girls on My Super Sweet 16
Posted by: Erika | July 13, 2007 at 01:38 PM
The boots got a good chuckle out of me, especially the dead rat next to then, gthen I began chortling at her smooching the chihuaha (I love those lips!)You made one mistake in picture two though. You have her with a bra on. Since when does she wear bras! Then I just busted out laughing at Dracula looming over Brintney's shoulder and the bats behind her. Brilliant as usual 14! You always make my week!
Posted by: NY Diva | July 13, 2007 at 07:42 AM
You consistantly bring my bitter black heart...momentary lapses of emense joy!
Thank you for sharing your vision.
Posted by: Jen | July 12, 2007 at 10:04 PM
You SO have to do a "women of Pete Doherty" piece!
Posted by: midevil | July 12, 2007 at 06:26 PM
I want to throw up every time I see a picture of Britney Spears. She looks so gross in all of them. I am with Jenn on the public bathroom thing. I tried to avoid public bathrooms at all costs. It is easy. Why the hell does this woman want to go in public bathrooms? I wish Britney would just vanish and never come back - taking Paris and co. with her. You really do have to wonder about her hygene.
Posted by: Demon Kitty | July 12, 2007 at 04:51 PM
I already voted, of course you must win or there is no justice in this world!
Posted by: alicia | July 12, 2007 at 04:04 PM
Uh-oh. I, too have been wearing the same shoes over and over again, showering my pets with kisses, and changing the color of my hair. I guess I must be about to have a meltdown. Seriously, where do they FIND these stupid so-called shrinks? The drawings,of course are A++.
Posted by: Krissa | July 12, 2007 at 02:45 PM
In nature, it is not uncommon for mothers to eat thier young. If britney was a bunny, she should have been eaten.
Posted by: fishpucker | July 12, 2007 at 11:47 AM
I love your work but may I make one suggestion? Remove the bra strap on the second picture. We all know Brit doesn't wear bras.
Posted by: lemoan | July 12, 2007 at 11:40 AM
LOVE U 14¡¡ that boots image its one of the ost pretty fun, the bones coming out of the boots.. just great¡
Posted by: Pablo Vazquez | July 12, 2007 at 11:09 AM
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Posted by: Dani | July 12, 2007 at 10:40 AM
I love how she continues to wear the ugliest, nappiest, cheapest wigs ever created, like we don't remember that her head is shaved. I wish she would embrace her "real" head of hair. It's probably a cute little short cut about now, but no, as with Jessica and Paris, they ALL have to have long flowing, even if it's fake, hair.
Posted by: DonnaJEM | July 12, 2007 at 09:59 AM
Shanna,
OUCH MY EARS! OKAY!!!! OKAY!! : ) I happen to be working on a Dina Lohan so check back next week, dear. OKAY??????!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxo
14
Posted by: 14 | July 12, 2007 at 08:57 AM
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO A "HOLLYWOOD MOM" PICTURE OF DINA LOHAN. WE ALL KNOW SHE'S THE WORST OF ALL, AND I'M DYING TO SEE YOUR TAKE ON HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: SHANNA | July 12, 2007 at 08:44 AM
Oh Jesus... the toilet paper stuck to the boot. That must be due to the numerous trips to gas station rest rooms. What's with that, anyways? I mean, I manage to avoid gas station rest rooms always and public washrooms as much as possible. Granted, that's a bit easier for someone who works from home. But still... gas station washrooms? What the f%ck? Who uses those except for cokeheads, white trash, and... oh. Oh I see.
Posted by: Jenn F. | July 12, 2007 at 06:45 AM
Wait a minute, I was looking at that last picture again, and uh, well, she kinda looks like Elvis in the... in the... last stages...
Posted by: midevil | July 12, 2007 at 05:33 AM
Love the look on her face in the last one. Heh. I guess we wouldn't all be ragging on these "messes" - I mean "girls" if they were'nt so cocky, privelaged, and acted like they own the universe. Oh well....that is all.
Posted by: mellen | July 12, 2007 at 04:22 AM
lol at her lips in 2
.. and she looks like Rosie in 1, lol
Posted by: Nina | July 12, 2007 at 01:55 AM
Wait.. did you say PUBIC meltdown?
love it.
Posted by: Madame M. | July 11, 2007 at 09:05 PM
#2 leaves me with one question: how much chihuahua cuddling is considered excessive?
Posted by: claire | July 11, 2007 at 07:13 PM
The first pic, with the dark hair, reminds me so much of your original classic "Cheetos Britney" with that dumpy-assed expression on her face. And yes, adding Bela Lugosi was just the perfect touch.
The second picture made me laugh out loud... the lips are so over-the-top comical, and the way you drew the tiny dog is hilarious... it just looks so little and helpless.
Too funny, 14! It's amazing how consistently fantastic your work is. You're the best thing on the net.
Posted by: Jenn F. | July 11, 2007 at 06:25 PM
Does that mean Paris is headed for a breakdown, too? What with the chihuahua love she... Oh, wait, she abandoned those accessories, didn't she?
Posted by: Melanie | July 11, 2007 at 05:34 PM
Well, if Dracula can't bite some sense into Britney, who can?
Posted by: midevil | July 11, 2007 at 05:25 PM
Britney is looking a little like Rosie !
Posted by: Herb Sewell | July 11, 2007 at 03:54 PM
Those sunglasses really compliment her jowls in the first picture.
Posted by: that one guy | July 11, 2007 at 03:53 PM
haha that's such bulls--t. Dark hair means getting in touch with your dark side? Well, I have black hair. I guess I'm "evil." Some people's stupidity never ceases to amaze me.
haha, i like the way you draw Britney's fish lips on the dog. Very funny (but gross).
Posted by: Sabina England | July 11, 2007 at 02:43 PM
Oh my, that chihuahua-cuddling picture is awesome! Those lips, the nose, the strap off her shoulder and that poor little dog is just perfect.
I'm excited to see what happens over the next few days with the experts.
Posted by: Elizebeth | July 11, 2007 at 02:16 PM
That chihuahua-cuddling picture is just about the funniest non-Paris Hilton image you have ever conjured. Thanks!
Posted by: tom | July 11, 2007 at 01:28 PM
I LOVE the way Bela Lugosi is looking at her in the first pic.
Gosh, I hope she doesn't have ANOTHER break down, can we handle it? (the poor among us, I mean...)
Posted by: JennieBoo | July 11, 2007 at 01:27 PM
Love Bela in the background
Posted by: ChaosbyDesign | July 11, 2007 at 12:34 PM