Gallery of the Absurd: Which is Real, Which is Fake? Part THREE

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Burger King is attempting to expand its product offerings onto store shelves. Are you craving Burger King fries smothered in salt and ketchup but don't feel like heading over to the drive-thru? No worries. Now you can purchase Burger King Ketchup & Fries flavored potato snacks in grocery and convenience stores. I hear Britney Spears was spotted munching on a bag as she was photographed leaving a public bathroom. Hey, you never know when the munchies will strike. That's why Burger King has gone to the trouble to make it so easy for you to snack whenever you feel like it. They've even graced us with Flame Broiled Burger-Flavored Chips! When I'm hungry, there's nothing I want more than potato chips covered in hamburger-flavored chemicals - how about you?

It's amazing the astounding number of menu items Taco Bell is able to concoct by using just a few basic ingredients. Cheese, refried beans, tortillas, spicy chicken and beef are magically turned into a wide-ranging menu of Gorditos, tacos, Cheesy Beefy Melts, chalupas, Mexican pizza, taquitos, quesadillas, Meximelts, burritos, and Enchiritos. Now Taco Bell is offering bite-sized chips called Crunchitos. Shaped like little tacos and filled with real nacho cheese, these snacks are sure to satisfy your cheesiest of desires. It's like a fiesta in a bag!

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Comments

What's next? roasted chicken chips??

Posted by: chippy-doo | October 05, 2007 at 08:47 PM

Actually, the Crunchitos sound pretty tasty. I'd probably eat them.

Posted by: Tracy | October 01, 2007 at 08:12 AM

Alas, the crunchy factory Beer Match (only in the Philippines) beat Burger King to ketchup flavored fries. :)

Posted by: Eize | September 30, 2007 at 10:13 PM

Why do I have the feeling the execs at Taco Bell are thinking, mini-nachos. Why didn't we think of that??

Posted by: Liz | September 30, 2007 at 07:19 PM

Barf!, Barf! Barf! Barf! Barf! Barf!!!

Pretty soon McDonald's is going to bottle the grease it fries everything in and sell it to KY.

KY will put it in a bottle and label it "KY Intimates: The McDonald's hamburger/french fries/ chickenmcnuggets warming edible massage oil". It will bring people closer while allowing them to enjoy being intimate like nothing else in addition to tasting experiencing the comforting taste of McDonald's grease. Imagine blowing your load while smelling and tasting McDonalds? The American public would LOVE that!!!!

The funny thing is, when I went to the KY web site and looked at "KY INtrigue" curious to know what made it so different from the regular KY lube, KY quoted a study that said people who had three to four orgasms a week were less likely to die of heart diseases. KY is quoting that shit to make you buy their "Intrigue Lube". I thought it was appropriate for McDonald's joke! Now you can have the McDonalds without the heart disease and get fucked all at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The smell of sex is like McDonald's!!!!!!!!!!!

Burger King and Taco Hell will feel the need to compete and start selling their grease to Astro Lube! Are you like Denis Rodman's ex girlfriend? Do you want your man/partner to have body odor during sex? Are you like Napoleon telling Josephine, "I am coming home, don't bathe?" Well now you can have your partner slather Taco Hell flavored astro glide all over his ...

I have made myself puke!

Posted by: Demon Kitty | September 30, 2007 at 12:06 AM

Thought they both were real, but it will be only a matter of time before we have crunchitos.

Posted by: 2cents | September 29, 2007 at 11:21 AM

I thought for sure that the bite sized tacos were real. I'd rather snack on those than fries already dipped in ketchup.

Posted by: that_girl | September 28, 2007 at 10:50 PM

I'm pretty sure I saw "steak & worcestershire sauce" flavored chips at the market and I felt so sad for someone wanting a steak and eating a chip instead. It's just wrong on so many levels. Unless I made it up.

Posted by: just wonderin | September 28, 2007 at 05:42 PM