This was the first image that came to mind after reading the Daily Mail headline, "Madonna poses for yet ANOTHER raunchy album picture, will she still be doing this at 70?" As an avid appreciator of absurdity, I sure hope so! A provocateur in her own mind, Madonna seems to think her middle-aged crotch will "shock" us into buying her albums, attending her concerts, buying magazines, or most troubling, purchasing luxurious designer handbags in bad economic times. I say let the poor dear continue being deluded into thinking of her crotch as a commodity. Packages of Depends adult diapers will fly off the shelves after they sponsor her 2029 Saggy & Sexy World Concert Tour. It's a win/win situation. Medium: ink on paper, digital color.
awesome work A+ :) Distortrait.com
Posted by: Distortrait | February 08, 2009 at 11:55 AM
why must we thrive on bringing others down?
Posted by: DANIEL | February 07, 2009 at 08:55 AM
Yuck! I'm going to see this nightmare creature in my dreams tonight.
But I think you've got it nailed down perfectly. This reality isn't too far off.
Posted by: Lori | February 05, 2009 at 08:50 PM
Oh my god oh my god!!!
It's incredible!
And her Magic Red String! LOL!
Fuck, you're amazing.
Posted by: jerms | February 04, 2009 at 09:00 AM
I can not stop....tears are streaming not only from your excellent rendition but the idea of things to come.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Nechyfer | February 04, 2009 at 04:48 AM
Oh come on...
this is the last time I peruse this site over dinner.
I'll use it as a weight loss supplement!
Posted by: Sara | February 03, 2009 at 04:16 PM
Thanks Vern! The thought is sadistically comforting. Seriously. I hate to say it but I may breathe a sigh of relief when she croaks.
I just can't take it anymore.
You know, I do find it rather strange that this dominating woman managed to marry some of the MOST butch men.
Posted by: sweet subversion | February 03, 2009 at 02:25 PM
You are a genius, 14! What will be on her tombstone, 'The Vadge that didn't stand the text of time?' *shudder*
As always, your colours are so beautiful!
Posted by: midevil | February 03, 2009 at 08:33 AM
Fantastic! That diastema gives her the Nosferatu look.
Posted by: Rebecca | February 03, 2009 at 07:05 AM
speecheless
Posted by: deanna1104 | February 02, 2009 at 08:29 PM
14 - again, you are a genius. Thank you for saying what nobody in mainstream media will say. Madonna, while still very attractive, needs to stop acting like she's still in her 20's. Yes, 50 is the new 40 and whatever, but some things need to stop at a certain point.
Posted by: Shannon | February 02, 2009 at 05:50 PM
I sooo apreciate this. I have seen this soulless witch prance around on tv since I was a tot. I didn't hate her till more recently. I am fed up with seeing he fugly pointy nose snaggle teeth and pointy jaw and chin. She is so OLD and scraggly too. Sophia Loren is 74 and 1 million times looks sexier than this idiotic witch who peddles her "religion" which she is clearly profitting off of. The real Jews can't stand her. The Catholics were so happy they were finally be rid of her and her blatant disrespect. This woman is heartless and calculating. I hope some crazy Muslim extremist kills her. Yea, I am THAT fed up!
Posted by: Psychochick | February 02, 2009 at 05:26 PM
I used to think she was a legend in her own mind, but now I see she's a legend in her own behind.
And yet, I can't look away. It's the best parody of VADGE ever!
Sweet,
Snap your Kabala bracelet and relax! She's bound to croak before you are sitting around eating prunes!
It won't be a heart attack since she doesn't have one, but her ego might explode!
XOXOX
Posted by: Vern | February 02, 2009 at 03:36 PM
Brilliant! Too bad I am eating as I look at it. The pics in the daily mail grossed me out. I have never thought she was attractive.
I said it once before, and I will say it again. I have had to look at the bitch's face every motherfucking day since she first appeared. I was 15 then and now I am 40.
This bitch is going nowhere people! NOWHERE! She's just getting warmed up. I am going to be sitting in a nursing home at age 90, wearing depends, and eating prunes while watching Madonna prance around half naked on the tube.
How the hell did she get custody of the fucking kids? Guy Ritchie deserves a gold medal.
I do give her points for openly fucking a 22 year old. At least that is something subversive.
Posted by: Sweet Subversion | February 02, 2009 at 02:46 PM
Truly amazing, scary and awesome all at once. You captured her "look" perfectly down to her need-me eyes. Superb!
Posted by: Erik | February 02, 2009 at 01:09 PM
I LOVE this!!
Posted by: rantersparadise | February 02, 2009 at 10:24 AM
Please ... this one hurts. If I start laughing, I will never stop.
Posted by: Knox Bronson | February 02, 2009 at 10:06 AM
THANK YOU! I have had enough of this delusional creature. Madonna is a gargoyle.
Posted by: Psychochick | February 02, 2009 at 09:56 AM