The Nadya Suleman Octomom is a new species recently discovered in the Los Angeles area. Her mating habit consists of visiting fertility clinics and impregnating herself with as many spawn that will fit into her capacious womb. She uses her well-manicured eight tentacles to juggle her 14 children while flipping through the pages of any magazine featuring Angelina Jolie. The suckers located underneath each tentacle allow the Octomom to grab as much tax payer money as possible and to also seek out lucrative endorsement deals, expensive makeup, and maybe even grab Oprah's attention or get her own Bravo/Discovery/TLC/blah blah blah show like the other famous Duggar-esque families out there.
I tried so hard, so very hard to ignore the Nadya Suleman story, but it was near impossible. She's everywhere - there is no escape. A few days ago while having an uninspired day, a cheery email from a reader landed in my in-box requesting that I "please please please" draw the "Octo mom". I figured, why not? This is for you Elizabeth! Medium: Graphite on paper, digital color.
Perfect. Dead on. She's such a sleaze bag!
Posted by: Sandy | June 20, 2009 at 03:27 PM
LOL!!! Love it!!
Posted by: jean | April 28, 2009 at 12:59 AM
Just another example of a disgusting creature using whatever means necessary to satisfy her selfish desires for attention. From plastic surgery to become someone she defines as significant, to acquiring an egotistical doctor in an effort to use her undeserved fertility to throw her into a lucrative limelight. With an obvious lack of consideration (let alone love) for the beautiful little creatures she brings into the world. Which will surely be abandoned be her as soon as they are not "needed" anymore.
I am sure us single mothers working fervently to stand on our feet, succeeding despite the challenges faced today and avoiding the impact against our community will, not be objects of admiration by this lecherous creature.
I will survive nonetheless and pray that this abomination of motherhood will not have a lasting impact on our impressionable youth looking to notoriety for solutions to their woes.
God bless the working mother and those that UnSelfishly give to their children without expecting recognition (though they deserve it)
Posted by: Mollie | April 02, 2009 at 07:07 PM
hahaha
it's amazing!
but it looks exactly like Cristina Kirchner (argentina's president) ---> http://doc.noticias24.com/0711/ckirchner2.jpg
Posted by: satori_blank | March 31, 2009 at 03:46 PM
this came out great!
Posted by: melody | March 16, 2009 at 01:45 PM
This is GREAT! It is her! This life life cartoon of her helps some of us, like me, to deal with the sickness and anger I have towards this woman. And what about her poor mother?? Nadya has no respect for anyone! Her own mother she has hung out to dry, left her with a house in foreclosure as she gleefully heads off to a $564,000 !!! house. What about her mom and the debt she incurred? What about an investigation into her disability claim?? She should pay that money back, every penny! Why? Well she couldn't be very disabled with her back if she has carried 14 children since the "accident". And what about her lying on the birth certificates? It is unfortunate for these children that they have been born to a mother who deep down only cares about herself! Thank you for letting me get my frustration out!!
Posted by: JonaMe | March 14, 2009 at 07:11 AM
Sweet Jesus, you keep coming up with better and better stuff all the time. This is AMAZING!!! Absolutely hilarious. You are an absolute genius of modern art, dahling.
Posted by: Bionic Squirrel | March 07, 2009 at 04:49 PM
Oh my Lord, you have nailed her to a tee! Awesome drawing!!
Posted by: Jolie Rahn | March 05, 2009 at 07:05 AM
I laughed so hard, I peed my pants. GENUS. I loved the lips. You made my day. You should send a copy to Nadya.
Posted by: Patricia | March 02, 2009 at 08:55 PM
fabulous artwork, with an iron-fist-in-velvet-glove delivery...love your work and your site.
Posted by: Ron Gardner | March 01, 2009 at 07:36 PM
I love your depiction!
I was sort of picturing her as Norma Desmond:
"Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up!"
Posted by: Joy Rohde | March 01, 2009 at 12:30 PM
LoL, the nail, the lips.....absolutely spot on! Also the picture of Jolie is just perfect
Posted by: kc | February 28, 2009 at 07:07 PM
Just heard Denny’s has a new “Octomom Grand Slam.”
It has one egg with 14 yolks, no sausage, and everyone else in the restaurant has to pay for it.
Posted by: Red AppleClover | February 26, 2009 at 06:13 AM
I wouldn't eat this calamari!
Posted by: rinaz | February 23, 2009 at 10:35 PM
This campaign "People against Nadya" is outstanding.
"MADNESS as a form of EXISTENCE" seems to be one of the things
so many can still afford.
Anyway, you can read this post here on MoneyAndValue.blogspot.com
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"NADYA SULEMAN'S AMAZING FAMILY.Having 14 children. It's so much fun.It's 14 times more fun than just having one.Having 14 children. It's so much joy.It's 7 times more joy than having two you enjoy.If there's a hard work- we know us.Like the other hard work this too shall pass.Having 14 children. You might agree. It's almost 5 times more laughter than just having three.Having 14 children to open the door..."
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TO READ THE WHOLE POEM FIND THE POST ON MoneyAndValue.blogspot.com.
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LIKE YOUR ARTISTIC SKILLS.
Posted by: moneyandvalue.blogspot.com | February 23, 2009 at 02:52 PM
Ahhaha... the French manicure is so hilarious.
And Joytou... I also cracked up at "her 50lbs of gelatinous front fanny".
Posted by: Bella | February 21, 2009 at 11:01 AM
I’ve been reading your blog for months now and have laughed so many times. But this Octomom – I just can’t stop thinking just how well you've captured the essence of this … this … event! I’ve been going on and on and on in my mind talking to you about just how good your work is – and I decided to at least leave you a few of these thoughts in a comment so you know.
Posted by: Laura Mappin | February 20, 2009 at 09:06 AM
Perfect! Esp. the stretched, not pregnant belly.
Posted by: Dr. L. | February 19, 2009 at 02:19 PM
The only way this could have been better would have been to include her 50lbs of gelatinous front fanny.
Posted by: Joytou | February 19, 2009 at 12:57 PM
Fantastic! I wonder if there'll be copycat mommies out there...
Posted by: midevil | February 19, 2009 at 12:27 PM
*sigh* This woman...
Posted by: Peta | February 19, 2009 at 11:47 AM
I keep hearing the "Nanerpuss" song in my head as I look at this image.
Posted by: Erick | February 19, 2009 at 11:04 AM
This is awesome, I love her innocent vapid forehead!
Posted by: The Celebrity Perfumery | February 19, 2009 at 07:08 AM
Once again you've managed to incorporate every hideous detail of a horrific story into a single perfect rendering.
Posted by: The Rural Modernist.com | February 19, 2009 at 06:35 AM
Well captured. The worst part is that, the more successful her whoring of her children is, the more likely some other womb with a plan will try to outdo her.
Posted by: Erik | February 18, 2009 at 11:41 PM
I needed a belly-laugh today like a Deadhead needs a primer-coated VW bus. And man, did you deliver. This love child of Clint Eastwood's buddy Clyde and H.R. Giger makes me giggle and grimace, all in glorious simultaneous time. Once more I burnest eucalyptus leaves in thy honor, Oracle of Snark.
Bonus points for the vile, membranous stretch marks, by the way.
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | February 18, 2009 at 10:40 PM
The wonderfully perceptive artistic genius strikes again! On point!!! All eight tentacles of em'!
Posted by: The Mave | February 18, 2009 at 04:35 PM
Thank you for showing her "plunking" one of the kiddies with her nasty nail, when I saw her visiting-oops I mean exploiting the little meat pies in the incubators and she came at them with those talons my heart broke.
Posted by: Vern | February 18, 2009 at 04:09 PM
Yep, suckers... for sucking taxpayers dry. All you need now, is Salma Hayek waiting in the wings, to breastfeed the offspring, until they are old enough to get on the dole themselves.
Posted by: The Mohawk Chieftain | February 18, 2009 at 04:08 PM
You have captured the essense of her story as well as the subtle nuances.
I wonder how you would render the predatory invitro-doctor? Would he be a rabbit for frequent mating or a clown fish guarding a multitude of eggs?
Posted by: Mockazine | February 18, 2009 at 04:04 PM
Ha ha ha ha! I LOVE IT! Especially the nails! Thank you, 14! As always, you draw the truth!
Posted by: Ga Fan in TN | February 18, 2009 at 03:46 PM
You have perfectly captured her lovely Mommy calm yet the parasitic tentacles of her nature...I am cracking up!
Posted by: elizabeth | February 18, 2009 at 03:34 PM
HAHAHA great-- at least her ex-publicist closed down the website.
Posted by: Bob Lizarraga | February 18, 2009 at 03:12 PM
How about "Babyus collectiae Angeliniae Immitatornum" Or "Factory".
Posted by: Red | February 18, 2009 at 02:58 PM
That? Awesome. You captured her perfectly, especially the vacant look in her eyes.
Posted by: PJ | February 18, 2009 at 02:46 PM
Disgustingly life-like. But hey, I take comfort in knowing that she is planning on supporting her children with her student loans. What a strategy!
Posted by: karin | February 18, 2009 at 02:43 PM
She grosses me out.
Posted by: Sweet Subversion | February 18, 2009 at 01:47 PM