Finished just moments ago, here's a revamped version of American Royalty. I always wanted to make a larger, more loosely painted version of the original, so I went ahead and had some fun with it. Lovely Paris is shown posing seductively as she prepares to stuff a sizable hunk of meat between her parted lips while gobs of mustard drips onto her exposed thighs. Her throne is painted with fine gold metallic paint as homage to her royal heritage. Too large to scan, I had to rely on my camera and bad light, therefore, here are a few close ups of the scariest parts:
Medium: An enlarged black and white sketch affixed to African paper and then painted over with acrylic.
Mustard on her thigh? No problem. Herpes love mustard.
Posted by: Duke Steele | August 09, 2009 at 08:57 AM
AWESOME.
Her puffy poontang is expecially wonderful. God how I wish I could be at your show.
Posted by: Kamala | June 02, 2009 at 09:16 PM
Good luck with the show - wish I was in Cali Cali and could check it out. I've scanned the article that I name-checked you in (from RWD) - you can view it here: http://postcardsfromholly.blogspot.com/2009/05/painting-by-numbers.html
Posted by: Holly Howe | June 02, 2009 at 08:05 AM
I love this.
Posted by: Carrie Burrows | June 01, 2009 at 09:12 PM
"Fresh off the Easel"???
It don't get no "Easelier" than her!
Ba dum shoo
If you'da said "fresh off a football team" or "fresh off the troop ships"
I coulda believed it, but I shudder to think of her perched on your easel!
Posted by: Vern | June 01, 2009 at 03:57 PM
Good work, but where are Crabby and Stinkerbell?
Posted by: Tonstant Weader | May 31, 2009 at 11:49 AM
Gruesome. Wheres the crotchcrab salad? Pics better than the Atkins diet. She really is disgusting, yuk :)
Posted by: El Bastardo | May 30, 2009 at 11:59 PM
Holy Fuck!
Posted by: Hell On Wheels | May 29, 2009 at 05:04 PM
Where are the crabs?
Posted by: Jeff | May 29, 2009 at 11:30 AM
I'll go Red one further and say: If that's American Royalty, let's sic fucking Madame DeFarge on her skanky ass.
Jesus Christ in 64 Brilliant Crayola Colors, it's e'en more glorious in its current Cinemascope splendor. The burger in particular could NOT be more gloppily, greasily vile. Bravissima!
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | May 28, 2009 at 02:04 PM
excellent! as always!
Posted by: Knox Bronson | May 28, 2009 at 11:52 AM
Holy crabapple! I can access your site from work! Maybe they loosened the reigns on our office hall monitor/IT guy. Aaanyway, this is about you SO: LOVE the "man hands". She is nasty. If that's the closest thing we have to American Royalty, I want to hide.
Posted by: Red | May 28, 2009 at 10:20 AM