Ever since Miley Cyrus performed her pole dancing act atop an ice cream cart at the 2009 Teen Choice Awards, a distinct change has been noticed in her audience demographics. While the Hannah Montana star has been a big hit with the tween set, sources say more adult men are showing up at her appearances, and have even been observed pushing youngsters out of the way in order to get a coveted spot up front. Madison, age 11, complained, "These weird men were standing all around and as soon as Miley came out on stage, they started hyperventilating and drooling." Brittany, age 12, added, "Me and my friend Kylie could hardly see the stage because of all the yucky men up front. Ewwww! Some of them were giving her money and one like really old gross guy totally pinched my butt, I nearly barfed!" When asked how he felt about Miley's expanding appeal, father Billy Ray Cyrus replied, "Money, the kid brings in the money and we're already preparing Miley's younger sister Noah for the spotlight. Miley's been a sex symbol since she was very young. She's an old pro and I'm proud of her." Medium: graphite on paper, digital color.
okay miley get in the line and WOW you a pretty late bcause rob doesn't need ur love he already haVE half of the women in america throwing themselves at him and MILEY WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT U LITTLE POLE DANCING IN THE TCA ”TRASHY VERY VERY TRASHY” ppl don't b shock when the sex tape comes out it will only b in a matter of time.
Posted by: vitamin c | January 11, 2010 at 04:31 AM
Nasty filthy skanktress.
Posted by: Sprmcandy | January 06, 2010 at 01:14 PM
so true
Posted by: sam | November 18, 2009 at 05:58 PM
eewww miley is sooo ugly and gross!!!!!!!!!!!! no wonder she can onli attract old filthy perverts cos even chris brown called her ugly ew ew ew shes soo gross n her family r sooo warped and weird id be soo scared go to ma webby www.piczo.com/selinasthings
Posted by: selina | September 21, 2009 at 07:57 AM
I have to snicker at the "cherry" reference! As if! I wish she would just go away...she is not in any way, shape or form a role model for any young girl. Her parents are also no role models (as parents).
Posted by: Margaret | September 05, 2009 at 05:24 AM
Hahaha! Yucky old men! Damn, i'm sick of this twat....shes eveywhere!
Great pic as usual of an overhyped idiot.
Posted by: El B | August 31, 2009 at 07:32 AM
Nat you got to be kidding me! I enjoyed watching her show before. I haven't in a year or so since I ammore of a gamer anyway. But I just feel guilty judging someone so harrshly who hasn't reached 18 yet. Blame her dad. He has cheated on his wives before. He isn't exactly a model dad. He needs to stop acting like her best bud.
Posted by: Psychochick | August 29, 2009 at 10:35 AM
Just noticed the teeny-tiny cameltoe. Nice touch!
Posted by: The Mave | August 28, 2009 at 11:25 AM
HEY FOURTEEN 14
YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF 'SPLAINING' to DO LUCY!!!
What's with all the 'Google ADS' on the sidebar??????????
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I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED.
What happened to your (my perceived) HIGHER MORAL GROUND????
Posted by: Frank | August 26, 2009 at 09:14 AM
Psychochick must be a 14 year old Miley fanatic to say the pole was just for balance, and that it wasn't used as a stripper pole. We all know what it is, and the picture that 14 painted of her doing a crotch squat (which is a typical pole dancing move) is simply a copy of what Miley is really doing-watch the video. Most of us here dislike the hypocrisy of this "Christian" family, and we don't want the pedophiles being catered to. I wonder what she'll do to up the ante next? I hate to think.
Posted by: Nat | August 24, 2009 at 09:08 PM
Maybe it'sthat I just view Miley as a little girl and not a sex object, so I don't see it. I think that male stalker is so creepy and gross. She seems to be attracting the wrong kind of attention by the wrong kind of people. I think Miley sees sex symbols like Jessica Alba and Megan Fox and wants to emulate them. Alot of little girls dream of being sexy or desirable like the models and actresses they see without underdstanding the consequences or the unwanted attention it will bring. Miley is only 16. I am not saying what she does is okay, but at this age she is more than likely doing what she is told by promoters, etc. I just feel being at the center of it all she is being told alot of things by alot of different people and like other girls her age she is getting and giving mixed messages. I am sure she means what she says when she says it, but teenagers can be fickle and flaky in their choices. If I were in her shoes, I would be criticized too. And whenI was her age I don't thinkI could have handled it.
Posted by: Psychochick | August 24, 2009 at 12:51 PM
Candy almost stole my Fab-U-Luuussss idea - A new Disney movie starring Miley called 'The Cross and the Camel Toe'. It's about decadence and redemption and pedophilia. Mostly pedophilia ... and camel toes.
P.S. PsychoChick, surely you jest. The pole is for balance? There is room for interpretation in everything, but I think they knew how this would be interpreted by many, if not most people who saw it - and they were OK with it. Just another aging tweeny 'pop sensation' attempting to extend their fame far beyond their meager talents by slutting it up to grab any attention they can. There are THOUSANDS of much better singers (AND much better strippers come-to-think-of-it).
Posted by: Webmaster Pete | August 23, 2009 at 02:08 PM
Love how you captured that she's always wearing a cross. (So pious, that Miley.) Crosses and camel toes: the hottest accessories among the tween set!
Posted by: Candy | August 22, 2009 at 08:53 PM
Vernifilopia,
"I object... must be a case of blocked tubes."
Ron Jeremy?????
It's more a composite of Juan Valdez's brother Carlos, the one with the pituitary gland disorder and terrorist Khalid Shaikh Mohammed.
To all Commenters, for a self-deprecating laugh,
go here:
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Posted by: Judgmental Commenter | August 22, 2009 at 04:53 PM
IT'S 'KILLJOY'......I'm back trying to redeem points by bringing you all some cheer with the following video:
Nude Pole Dancing In New York Subway.
Pole dancing in the subway and towing a stripper pole around town. CNN's Jeanne Moos covers the bare essentials.
(FOR VIDEO, GO TO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/22/nude-pole-dancing-in-new_n_266014.html
Additional Evidence of CNN's Spectacular Demise???
YOU DECIDE!!!
Posted by: FJL | August 22, 2009 at 10:11 AM
I think the focal point was she was dancing on an ice cream cart. The pole was probably there so she wouldn't fall of during its being rolled around. She didn't use it as a stripper pole. The video showed her using it for balace. I think this is a funny depiction of people making something out of nothing. Her Myspace photos were tasteless and dumb. She was copying her friends who do the same. If she wasn't famous,no one would care.
Posted by: Psychochick | August 22, 2009 at 07:06 AM
B'ironic,
I have to say, 'Vernifilopia' is the funniest thing I've been called in a long time, and, that's saying something, because, for some reason, I get called all kinds of things.
I am muy el-impressed with your el-imaginarium!
And, I do concur that 14's 'young cherry' line was the perfect topping on a genius confection, where she even managed to include Ron Jeremy!
Amazing!
Yours until Miley sings a duet with Elvis,
Vernifilopia
PS: Frank! Don't even pretend that you wouldn't look fabulous in that 'tangerine dream'!!! You know you would!
Posted by: Vern | August 21, 2009 at 07:22 PM
I just read a comment trying to justify pole dancing as an art form.
No wonder Miley's dancing with a pole, she must be an artist!
Posted by: Sara | August 19, 2009 at 07:51 PM
Greetings Fourteen 14,
I see you've hit your 'prey' with devastating precision yet again.
In your background though, someone is missing........Walt Disney turning in his cryonic chamber or traditional grave.
On a more serious note though, call me superstitious for believing in the 'Hillbilly Curse', but after reading about Annie Leibovitz financial woes, I'm deeply concerned about yours.
Disney child star upset over Vanity Fair pictures
A row has broken out over a Vanity Fair photoshoot showing a partially dressed Miley Cyrus, the 15-year-old star of Disney hit TV show Hannah Montana.
Disney has moved to protect the squeaky-clean image of one its most bankable stars, accusing the magazine of creating a situation "to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines".
Cyrus, the daughter of singer Billy Ray Cyrus, has also moved to distance herself from the images.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/apr/28/pressandpublishing1?gusrc=rss&feed=worldnews
SO take care and remember a curse only has as much power as you give it.
If it's difficult for you to consult a local 'Shaman', don't lose faith, clear your mind of all negative energy, just move on and continue to do what you always do best.
Peace, applesauce, tapioca and tangerine dreams,
as my new cyberfriend Vern would say.
Posted by: Frank | August 19, 2009 at 12:36 PM
Vernifilopia,
Yes, I think you're right about the Killjoy factor. But FJL became so focused on the pole that the underaged paedophile's dream point seemed to fly right past him/her. I thought the "New Flavor! Young Cherry!" was an excellent touch on 14's part.
Yours 'til the farm animals go joyriding on tractors,
Squirreliciousness.
Demon Kitty ~ It can't be Adam. He didn't write nearly enough. And it didn't have that bizarre otherworldly multiple drug-referenced IQ of 87,355 that is so often the fingerprint of Adam.
Posted by: Bionic Squirrel | August 19, 2009 at 11:46 AM
I am so out of touch. Can someone please e'splain to me why she is popular? Than again, that opens a pandora's box of why (insert fuaxceleb's name here) is popular. People need to be just a little more choosey.
Posted by: Red | August 19, 2009 at 09:07 AM
I'd have to say that I'm conflicted over what bothers me more
a) her gawd-awful voice
b) priming her for the pole
c) her gawd-awful voice
Can't wait until you paint her gas-station cheeto-stained portrait, 14!
Posted by: midi | August 19, 2009 at 01:55 AM
Well, I have nothing to say I just like the camel toe drawing,...Is that the actual pic?
Posted by: Buy medication online | August 18, 2009 at 11:29 PM
Ever since I read a movie review that referred to Miley Cyrus' face as "a camel-like muzzle" I have been hoping you'd draw her. You got the camel part down... just, well, in a different place.
http://tinyurl.com/mileycamel for the review.
Posted by: Jill | August 18, 2009 at 09:47 PM
Bionic Rocky,
I'm not sure about missing the point, but I would suggest FJL has a touch of killjoy around the edges.
Peace and Tapioca,
Vernie
PS: I think this is one of your best fowertween! On so many levels!
Posted by: Vern | August 18, 2009 at 07:30 PM
TO FJL:
Is that you Adam Smith, is it YOU????????!!!!!!!!!!!
Demon Kitty
Posted by: sweet subversion | August 18, 2009 at 07:17 PM
I'm wondering if FJL missed the point completely...
Posted by: Bionic Squirrel | August 18, 2009 at 04:17 PM
Ick! This makes me feel like I need a serious shower.
Posted by: Jordyn | August 18, 2009 at 02:06 PM
She and her family are seriously gross and warped. I thought her 15 minutes expired already.
Posted by: Red | August 18, 2009 at 11:40 AM
2 SCHOOLS OF THOUGHT
(1)
Pole dancing is a form of performing art, a combination of dancing and gymnastics, now regarded as a recognized form of exercise and can be used as both an aerobic and anaerobic workout. Recognized schools and qualifications are being developed as pole dancing increases in popularity, with the overall sex appeal toned down.
College students 'bump n grind' with stripper poles
Summer is fast coming to end, and it's the time of year when our nation's youth begin heading back to college with a packing list that most likely includes the usual items — laptops, iPods, backpacks.
Now one company wants our best and brightest to bring one more thing back to school: A portable stripper pole.
Long standard equipment at naughty nightspots across the country, stripper poles lately have become somewhat of celebrity fitness fad, with the likes of Paris Hilton and Carmen Electra installing them in their Hollywood homes.
Now a Fresno, Calif.-based company called Lil' Mynx is marketing their line of adult entertainment accessories to college students for installation in their dorm rooms and frat houses.
They claim business is booming for the poles, which sell for $299 each.
What's more, company founder Randy Blacker says that his stripper poles aren't just for kinky coeds. "We've sold [them] to quite a few guys that use it for triatholon training because it's a good core-body strength builder," he told MSNBC this week.
(2)
"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."
- Oscar Wilde, Irish dramatist, novelist, & poet (1854 - 1900)
45-year-old Andrew Katzander said: “We’re taking pole dancing to the streets.”
http://www.pinkpole.com/portable-pole/
TAKE YOUR PICK!!!
Posted by: FJL | August 18, 2009 at 11:26 AM
I sometimes worry about the final disposition of your immortal soul.
Posted by: Knox Bronson | August 18, 2009 at 11:04 AM
This is why wild animals eat their young, because sometimes the species needs to be protected from genetic mutations like these. :)
Posted by: Karen | August 18, 2009 at 10:21 AM
Let me clarify that statement, I am of course referring to Papa Joe Simpson. Papa Joe Jackson has it under control.
Posted by: Vern | August 18, 2009 at 10:12 AM
Methinks Papa Joe could learn a few things from Billy Ray.
Posted by: Vern | August 18, 2009 at 10:10 AM
Good Heavens ... it's a Miley Cyrus cameltoe. Might anyone one have a melon baller I could borrow so that I might gouge out my eyes?
Posted by: Feng | August 18, 2009 at 09:28 AM