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Rammstein got all sorts of stick for shooting a porn music video...at least they were intentionally being funny. These other celebrities are just kinda sad.
The art here is of higher quality than the weird celeb lives portrayed, congrats to both of you! I need to go soak my brain in vodka now to get it clean again.
Posted by: Kipling | March 27, 2010 at 05:00 PM
scary video of skeezy C-listers copulating like bunnies: $29.95.
Tiger Woods Skank Calendar: $12.95.
Text and Illos: Muthafuckin. Priceless.
Frazier, you have captured Durst's dead-carp mouth most splendiferously. Bless you.
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | March 23, 2010 at 04:58 PM
The image of David Gest with the cougar will haunt me forever. Nice artwork, CF, and great Photoshoppin' and commentary, 14! Tila's face made me laugh. That was a great collaboration.
Posted by: Bionic Squirrel | March 21, 2010 at 01:54 PM
El Bastardo! Great to hear from you again. I still enjoy your (and Vern's too) captions from "Caption This" over at Dlisted. Thanks for coming by!
xoxo
14
Posted by: 14 | March 11, 2010 at 01:40 PM
Did James Cameron direct these, to?
Posted by: Vern | March 11, 2010 at 05:39 AM
Fantabulous as per usual. Tilas face is so perfect! Hahahahaha! Cannot wait to see these sex tapes now.....NOT!
My fav site.
Posted by: El B | March 11, 2010 at 12:43 AM
This is awesome. It made my day.
Posted by: Rockabore | March 10, 2010 at 01:58 PM
Holy Church of England!!!
How many more scandals, heartbreaks and disappointments can Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth endure???
JOAN & CAMILLA's SEX TAPE???
Posted by: WE are not amused | March 09, 2010 at 09:34 AM
*clawing eyes out* I'll never be the same.
Posted by: Red | March 09, 2010 at 05:36 AM
,... Wait! Oh, Dammit! Just looked at the DVD & now my other eye done blacked-out!!!
Posted by: The Mave | March 08, 2010 at 06:57 PM
"Hey! Whaddabout Me n' my posse?"
Posted by: Snooky | March 08, 2010 at 06:46 PM
I can use a good five-year calendar! Could I order one of those & just skip the DVD's??? I'm already partially blind in one eye!
Posted by: The Mave | March 08, 2010 at 04:59 PM
"To Barry", "Who's ass do you think that is under Ray J?"
Posted by: chuck | March 08, 2010 at 04:55 PM
What, no pic of Kim Kardashian? Chuck, I am disappointed!
Posted by: Barry Dutter | March 08, 2010 at 03:28 PM
Great stuff! funny too! I can't wait for NOW Thats what i call stupid celeb sextapes 2.
Posted by: Sammy | March 08, 2010 at 12:04 PM
Artwork-Excellent, as always.
Subject Matter-Horrifying.
K-Tel is out of control these days, I guess. I'd watch these DVD's, but afterwards I'd be spending about 5 hours at the bathroom sink scrubbing my eyes. And I'm pretty sure there would be no way to cleanse the soul after an ordeal like that.
You're the coolest, 14!
Posted by: MJed Lance Von T. | March 08, 2010 at 11:42 AM
14- Wonderful!!!
Posted by: Knox Bronson | March 08, 2010 at 10:19 AM