First I would like to thank Lindsay Lohan for bringing sublime absurdity roaring back into the tabloid gossip scene. If you've not heard, she's suing E*trade because she's convinced a "milkaholic" baby named Lindsay used in a super bowl commercial is referring to her. She feels she's known 'round the world by her first name much the same way Madonna or Oprah are known and because she's more famous as a boozing party girl than her acting career, she's concluded E*trade must pay up for using her highly valuable image. Had Linds kept quiet about about it, no one would have noticed, but it's high time she be given a new nickname. Fire crotch has lost it's freshness, Milkaholic is MUCH better. Medium: Graphite on paper, digital color. Original sketch here.
AWESOME!!!
Posted by: Eric Schiffer Fanatic | August 05, 2010 at 11:59 PM
The tan, the freckles, the bloat, the pee pee... excellent!!!
Posted by: Kamala | July 02, 2010 at 04:45 PM
Holy Mary Cruising Puyallup in a Duster, she's beautiful. I can just hear her belching and croaking out expletives at E*Trade in a Harvey Fierstein rasp.
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | March 23, 2010 at 04:37 PM
This is brilliant! I love the skin colour, it's perfect. I've been away travelling for so long, now I've got lots to catch up on at GOTA... yay! Fun! You're so right about the fact that if she'd just ignored it, no one would have noticed... she just drew attention to the Milk ad.
Posted by: Bionic Squirrel | March 21, 2010 at 01:47 PM
I don't like her.. She's not a good example to my children.
Posted by: renaissance costume | March 21, 2010 at 08:20 AM
Thanks everyone!
Mandy: I scan the finished drawing into photoshop and add color and texture using several layers. I also use a wacom tablet. I'm still learning the technique through trial and error, but it's a really fun process.
xoxo
14
Posted by: 14 | March 17, 2010 at 09:50 AM
This is hilarious! What computer program do you use to add color to your sketch, if you don't mind me asking?
Posted by: mandy | March 17, 2010 at 09:25 AM
So, Lin Lo claims first name basis cred now. Hmm, are we sure about this? Maybe the makers of Marlboro cigarettes, Jose Quervo, and the Los Angeles Police Dept honor this designation, but I can't see her on the same level as Beyonce, Denzel, or Samuel L. But then again, WHO CARES ABOUT THIS LITTLE HAS BEEN TART, AND HER DELUSIONAL PERCEPTIONS ANYWAY! She hasn't read a relevant script since Jesus left Chicago (which means a very long time, kids). Keep up the good work, 14!
Posted by: MJed Lance Von T. | March 16, 2010 at 01:55 PM
lol..this reminds me of my friend who just got addicted to milk..
Posted by: Edna | March 15, 2010 at 09:06 AM
She who loses her reputation, loses her shame.
As you slide down the banisters of life
may the splinters never point the wrong way.
May you have the hindsight to know where you've been,
The foresight to know where you are going,
And the insight to know when you have gone too far.
Posted by: when irish eyes are crying | March 13, 2010 at 09:50 AM
nice! Love all the detail... Even the pool of urine mixed in the spilled milk.
Posted by: Jason | March 12, 2010 at 05:01 AM
14!!!!
You capture El Uno Yamo (can't sp in any language)so beautifully, I hope the subtlety of your skewering her parents for leaving a baby out on the street isn't lost on anyone!
love and lactaid,
Vern
Posted by: Vern | March 12, 2010 at 04:32 AM
Milk isn't doing that body much good now is it?
Posted by: Red | March 12, 2010 at 04:01 AM
wow, aren't the cigs someone else's favorite? Lol
Posted by: Sara | March 12, 2010 at 12:56 AM
As always, spot on! LOL! You're awesome!
Posted by: Chansmom | March 11, 2010 at 10:11 PM
...you really nailed this one, 14! Right down to that little freckle on the upper lip and the lovely Sevin Nyne skin tone... hilarious!
Posted by: k | March 11, 2010 at 06:12 PM
An ego of epic proportions. My gawd.
Posted by: Heather | March 11, 2010 at 06:10 PM
Check out the cuts on the forearm - it's an emo milkoholic!
Posted by: Alexander Nevermind | March 11, 2010 at 05:50 PM
I just realized, that's NOT spilled milk under her!!!
Posted by: The Mave | March 11, 2010 at 05:02 PM
AND the peeing!!
Posted by: A~ | March 11, 2010 at 04:03 PM
Excellent take an an absurd situation. I am going to start suing people for using my VERY COMMON first name too. Steve's of the world, beware.
Posted by: Mockazine | March 11, 2010 at 01:59 PM
Haha. That would have made a great Garbage Pail Kids trading card.
Posted by: John U | March 11, 2010 at 01:34 PM
Fantastic! That milk needs some Kahlúa.
Posted by: Candy | March 11, 2010 at 01:34 PM
"FANTASTIC!!!" (,.... and love the attention to the details; "freckles, spilled milk, lil' pink hair bow & Cigs!").
Posted by: The Mave | March 11, 2010 at 01:28 PM