A while back, after learning Rachael Ray was offering premium dog food to add to her empire of pans, spatulas, and exotic plaid Euro shams, I created a line of gourmet dog foods inspired by other annoying celebrity chefs. This time, I've joined forces with the funny folks over at Food Network Humor to concoct some brand new offerings by some of the most overexposed "stars" on the Food Network. We begin with Giada De Laurentiis, who specializes in family-style Italian dishes from the old country. She'll dazzle you with her ever-present flashing teeth and plunging cleavage. Oh yeah, and she cooks too. Go to Food Network Humor to read more about Giada. Check back tomorrow to see Ina Garten's dog food! Medium: Graphite on paper, digital color.
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Celebrity Chef Dog Foods: Giada De Laurentiis Launches Ciao Chow
A while back, after learning Rachael Ray was offering premium dog food to add to her empire of pans, spatulas, and exotic plaid Euro shams, I created a line of gourmet dog foods inspired by other annoying celebrity chefs. This time, I've joined forces with the funny folks over at Food Network Humor to concoct some brand new offerings by some of the most overexposed "stars" on the Food Network. We begin with Giada De Laurentiis, who specializes in family-style Italian dishes from the old country. She'll dazzle you with her ever-present flashing teeth and plunging cleavage. Oh yeah, and she cooks too. Go to Food Network Humor to read more about Giada. Check back tomorrow to see Ina Garten's dog food! Medium: Graphite on paper, digital color.
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Something cartoonish? It's her GINORMOUS, way-out-of-proportion head!
Posted by: MissPowderRoom | June 04, 2010 at 10:23 AM
Skin and teeth Giada looks like she has never eaten any of the food she cooks-Ina may be fat, but at least she eats!
More annoying,though,is her pretentious pronunciation of certain foods- "spag-YET-i" and the above mentioned "moatzarella" being the worst.
Posted by: Nat | May 22, 2010 at 09:44 AM
You have done it again....knocked me off my chair from laughing. What a creative brain you have. LOL
Posted by: Idlewild | May 22, 2010 at 08:26 AM
Ant Head. Ant Head. Ant Head.
She has an Ant Head.
Period.
And choppers that terrify.
Brilliant. And deeply troubling. Thanks in advance for the nightmare.
Posted by: Viper Tetsu | May 21, 2010 at 02:38 AM
She is a total bobblehead. I can not stand to listen to her or watch her. She is an ass. Well, mainly she is a bobblehead with giant teeth and boosted ta-tas but seriously. Total ass. I'd rather eat Digiorno. She can keep her "moatz-ah-rella" balls.
Posted by: Red | May 13, 2010 at 02:57 PM
Thanks so much!
xoxo
14
Posted by: 14 | May 12, 2010 at 11:55 AM
Insanely talented, 14 - this is just a very true quote:)))
Posted by: May | May 11, 2010 at 02:41 PM
SPOT on!!!
Get it?
Ok, not as good as Fidochio or Cioa Chow, but hey! I don't even have a dog.
Posted by: Vern | May 11, 2010 at 10:21 AM
I like to call her "Tits and Teeth".
Love the "bull horn" necklace!!!
Posted by: karin | May 11, 2010 at 08:47 AM
Wow, I am getting hungry.
Don't judge me.
Posted by: Mockazine | May 11, 2010 at 08:33 AM
She's a bobblehead come to life. I mean, she's quite pretty but there's something very cartoonish about her too.
Posted by: Erik | May 11, 2010 at 08:30 AM