Has your middle-aged mutt stopped eating the healthy and nutritious kibble you've been feeding him for years? Does he suddenly seem rebellious, perhaps bleaching and spiking his fur or wearing his sunglasses behind his head? Have you noticed changes in his wardrobe, choosing to bedeck himself in cheesy biker jewelry and brightly colored clothing covered in images of flames and skulls? What about that shiny red convertible he just bought? Worry not, your beloved mutt is simply going through a mid-life crisis and is annoyingly and overzealously clinging to his fading youth. You see the same behavior in humans, so it's a common malady. Guy Fieri's Slamma Jamma Beer Battered Mutt Grub is formulated especially for middle-aged mutts who want to savor the diner-inspired flavors of their puppyhood. Each kibble is formulated with real diner-style huevos rancheros, spicy curly fries, beef tacos and nacho cheese sauce. We can't guarantee your dog will stop annoying you, but at least he'll start eating again. Read more about it over at Food Network Humor. Medium: acrylic on paper, digital paint.
good news: THE DOGS DIE OUT, folks!!
Posted by: captain america | August 13, 2010 at 10:01 PM
EWWWWW!!! I can't get the Nick Lowe song:
'Marie Provost' outta mah head!
"She was a WINNER,
who became her doggies DINNER...."
Posted by: Vern | June 01, 2010 at 02:17 PM
Giggle! That mutt looks JUST LIKE Guy--you really captured his essence, 14.
Posted by: Suze | May 26, 2010 at 10:10 AM
Guy DEFINITELY tries too hard!! What up with the bleached hair/jewelry/loud clothes/loud personality?
Posted by: Shannon | May 20, 2010 at 07:14 PM
14-
So glad you posted this awesome piece. GF is such an annoying goofball. This "Guy" reminds me of the overage loser who can be seen lingering around the local nightclub that all the twenty something girls avoid yet all the younger men regard as the "cool old guy", but at the end of the night, those younger guys leave with the girls, and our Mr. F leaves by himself. AGAIN. NIGHT AFTER NIGHT.
Posted by: MJed Lance Von T. | May 20, 2010 at 06:50 PM
It's odd, part of me recognizes that Guy should be annoying (I mean, his name is even annoying, a guy named Guy? WTF?) but, for some reason, he doesn't bother me at all.
This Mutt Grub though is genius. Hilarious in that delicious GOTA style that makes me keep coming back for seconds!
Posted by: Erik | May 19, 2010 at 05:14 PM
Guy Fieri = trying way too hard to be relevant. :-P Can't stand him! Good poke, uno-quatro.
Posted by: Red | May 19, 2010 at 01:02 PM
Slamma Jamma. I love it.
And what's with those flame-infested shirts, anyways? They're just not a good idea on anyone.
Well done, quattordici!
Posted by: Bionic Squirrel | May 19, 2010 at 06:51 AM
Paw-teen,
Having been out celebrating my old dog's birthday, I'm too tired to doo justice to this masterpiece, but I can't resist pointing out that the intestinally protuberantisimous way that you have subtly suggested this bowzer is full of shit, is barking genius!
Posted by: Vern | May 18, 2010 at 09:08 PM