Ina Garten's Good Dog Food For Rich Gay Dogs in The Hamptons

I've watched Ina Garten's cooking show a few times.  She wears a big blue shirt, always implores us to use "good" ingredients, and seems to have a gaggle of rich gay men showing up just in time for dinner. Ina's Bill & Jack Good Dog Food will dazzle your East Coast upper class gaynine so much, he'll want to enjoy it with a glass of good petite sirah and lots of witty banter among friends.  To read more, head over over to my co-conspirator at Food Network Humor. Medium: Digital painting, sketch shown here. Coming soon: Guy Fieri.

Comments

[Viper Tetsu]

Giving your dog an Alfred Hitchcock-esque cameo just makes me all happy inside.

[Vern]

Older couple, husband's a fisherman, wife's a homemaker, struggling financially since the gulf exploded with oil. Wife reluctantly goes out hooking (luckily, lot's of BP clients) comes home with $15.10
Husband asks:
"Who gave you ten cents????"
Wife answers:
"Everyone."

[CF]

I would not have know how to make a dog look gay, but I think you've managed.

[Red]

I didn't know the barefoot Contessa is a fruitfly. The things you learn.

[14]

Thanks Vern. "Gaynine" is Jill's creation - I swiped it because it was so great.

xoxo
14

[Vern]

Abigail's alter ego doesn't look amused by the fuckery!

Gaynine!!!!!!!!
*falls over laughing*