Paris Hilton's Private Jet Flies High, Fouls The Sky

Paris Hilton's custom private jet is truly a milestone in aviation technology.  Featuring dual Jamaican Spliff jet engines powered entirely by Cannabis Sativa eco-fuel, the jet flies high above the Earth, far away from all the annoying plebeians below.  Since Paris Hilton's sizable feet are often found flung up in the air over her head, engineers used the concept to create state-of-the-art landing gear designed to withstand multiple take offs and landings. A custom queen size bed surrounded by cameras ensures Paris will have constant access to the limelight, and Wi-Fi connection allows to her to post images of herself to twitter whenever she feels the need for attention. If for some reason, Paris isn't getting enough attention, she can always call ahead and arrange for topless photos to be "leaked" and sold to the tabloids -- and make a little cash while she's at it. The only problem the jet has shown so far is a puzzling outbreak of oozing sores near the butt end of the fuselage. Engineers are still working on a fix for outbreak, but no cure has been found yet.   Yep I'm still on vacation, but when Paris hoists herself onto the public eye as she's done so much lately -- I can't help myself. Medium: Ink on paper, digital color.

Comments

[ElB]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Damn, Paris getting caught with coke 'in someone elses purse' and now this pic. Fantastic.
Sluttish Airways.

[captain america]

those HUUUUUUGE feet are always handy when you must land on the water!!

[Idlewild]

OMG. You have done it again. My sides hurt from laughter. Thanks and keep up the GREAT artistry!!!!!!

[Boarding School]

Awesome artwork. Totally captures Ms. Hilton's true essence: big nose, even bigger lips, and a humongous appetite for attention.

[Kamala]

Oh man... I will never see a plane in the same light... Thanks to YOU! Brilliant yet again... the sores on the plane ass.. yes!!!!!!!

[fast eddie]

I just wanted again to say "thank you" for being one of the few people on Earth who can make me laugh to the point of hyperventilation. I have to put on my Depends Xtra Absorbant Adult Diaper before I click on your sight. I don't comment often but I wanted to let you know how much you are appreciated. The whole damn country is sinking into a giant shitpit and being a self-employed person in the middle of the shitpit it seems that by the end of each day I am ready to stick my head in the oven to end the misery(that God I have an electric stove) BUT..then I click on your site and laugh myself into a drunken-like state. (I quit the booze years ago--damn why'd I do it!) and your insights, humor and art really help ease the stress. After a stop on your site I always realize how ridiculous it all is (and I mean everything in life)and I'm ready for a new day. Also, your other site is just as good. My girlyfriend is also an artist and she is amazed at your artwork, creativity and the sheer amount of work you produce. At any rate--thanks again and take care.

[Emmanuel for online dating]

Didn't know Paris Hilton had a private jet. Nice to have rich parents...

[Shannon]

Wonk eye and crab logo. Is there anything you can't do?? Amazing!

[Julie McKinnon]

You are HILARIOUS!