I've long held on to the crazy theory that those alien creatures visiting our planet are really just human beings from the distant future. It all makes sense when you look at the faces of Joan Rivers, Cher, Kenny Rogers, Amanda Lepore, (I could go on and on) and notice the eyes slanted upwards, the pinched nose, the pillowy face, the enlarged head on a stick-like body. Is excessive cosmetic surgery helping along the process of evolution and leading us toward a glamorous future of galactic exploration and cattle abduction? If so, Dr. Frederic Brandt, cosmetic surgeon of the stars and self-proclaimed King of Collagen has to come Earth to make us beautiful. Medium: Acrylic on paper, digital color.
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- "hitting the marrow of what is specifically annoying about specific celebrities" New York Post
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You nailed Dr. Brandt. He has looked that way for many, many years, actually, since he practiced in Miami. I fear his product line as I don't want to look like him...
Posted by: nina | July 03, 2011 at 10:08 PM
And Austin Scarlett.
Posted by: malkatz | March 13, 2011 at 11:24 PM
That looks like Carson Kressley.
Posted by: malkatz | March 13, 2011 at 11:23 PM
I am all for stuffing your tits, but stuffing your face?
Posted by: sweet subversion | March 13, 2011 at 07:01 PM
Holy shit I think you're right.
Posted by: Bionic Squirrel | January 22, 2011 at 09:52 PM
I don't even know who that Lepore person is. Kenny looks the worst, but Joan is so freaking funny (do you watch Fashion Police?) that I can maybe give her a bit of a pass, even though she shouldn't have gone quite so far.
Posted by: Lady Callahan | January 19, 2011 at 03:17 PM