Gallery of the Absurd: Lindsay Lohan's "Golden Charms of Crime" Necklace

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"Portraits of Shame" New York Post
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"illustrations that parody celebrity culture with all the subtlety of a mouthful of Red Hots" Newsday
"hitting the marrow of what is specifically annoying about specific celebrities" New York Post

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Lindsay Lohan's "Golden Charms of Crime" Necklace

To commemorate Lindsay Lohan's latest criminal charge, Tabloid Treasures Jewelers, in association with Kamofie & Company, a publicity-hungry Venice jewelry store, is proud to present this lovely Golden Charms of Crime collectible necklace. Crafted from gold-toned metal and coated with tarnished sheen, each charm represents some of Lindsay's most notable crimes, even the ones she denies. Don't worry, there's plenty of room on the necklace to attach additional charms in the likelihood she continues her daring crime sprees in the future. Sparkling factory-created genuine diamonds add dazzling allure...and at the price of only $19.95, this necklace is a steal. Medium: graphite on paper, digital paint.

February 09, 2011 in Celebrity Collectibles, Lindsay Lohan | Permalink

Comments

Ahhh,.... I miss the red fire-crotch hair!!!! She needs ta go back ta dat!

Posted by: The Mave | April 04, 2011 at 03:33 PM

She is awful but I do feel sort of sorry for her.

Posted by: Blake | March 21, 2011 at 04:08 PM

Was that made by gold?

Posted by: Seattle Network Support | March 17, 2011 at 01:37 AM

It hurts to look at her face.

Posted by: sweet subversion | March 13, 2011 at 06:40 PM

Yes, a 'firecrotch" ruby is needed. I would so totally own this. Too bad Lilo won't own up to her bullsh#t like a big girl but then again she lives in a town where Charlie Sheen can shut down production,putting folks out of work, so he can attend to his excesses.

Posted by: Red | March 02, 2011 at 06:20 AM

Like Callahan, I'm waiting to see you do Sheen-er, I mean as art, not his peen.

Posted by: midi | February 17, 2011 at 10:39 AM

and to add to the idiotic actress her excuse- " i forgot it was on my neck"
well lay off the alcohol and ull b more alert. doy

Posted by: lolz | February 16, 2011 at 10:59 AM

Hey 14, you forgot to include the 'firecrotch' ruby encrusted gold pendant.

Posted by: FJL | February 10, 2011 at 09:32 AM

I would like a Tarnished Sheen charm to go along with this one on my chain.

Posted by: Lady Callahan | February 10, 2011 at 07:15 AM

I used to feel some pity for Lilo because she's been in the public eye for so long and has had a very hard time of it. But then she goes and does something as blatantly idiotic as stealing a necklace and then utterly moronically wears it in public.

I think she gets off on the attention.

Posted by: Erik | February 09, 2011 at 11:02 PM

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