The Miley Cyrus Bong Bunny Makes A Profitable Pet

Continuing with the Critters Weekly magazine concept, we examine the profitability of the Bong Bunny as a rewarding family pet.  Economic times are tough these days, so that's why more families are considering bringing a Bong Bunny into their home.  For maximum results, plan to adopt your little Bong Bunny while it's still young enough to be a useful money-generating commodity for Disney. They'll carefully cultivate a squeaky clean image for it, teach it to sing and dance, then slap its brand image all every conceivable trinket your kid could ever want. Once your Bong Bunny grows older, it loses its baby fur and soon grows scraggly and rebellious.  Fear not however, there is still plenty of money to be made through scandal as long as you enthusiastically encourage your Bong Bunny to engage in lucrative activities such as pole dancing, leaking sexy photos (complete with duck face of course!) of itself on the Internet, bong smokin' and displaying its shapely bunny tail to old drooling baboons in the audience. The Bong Bunny doesn't require much parental supervision, so it makes an easy pet for busy families.  Medium: digital illustration.

Comments

[Donna]

What I fail to understand is why and how this little tart is thought of as wholesome. She acts like a hooker. She has a wide mouth which is appropriate for 'blow jobs'. I am sure each of the Disney execs had a turn with her.

Her singing voice is hoarse possibly from laryngitis from giving the execs oral pleasure. Miley is a homely girl who has to spread her legs to be noticed. Ugly girls often degrade themselves because they are jealous of the pretty girls who get attention.

I really feel for the hell bound Cyrus family circus. Billy Ray acting like her glorified pimp and I am pretty sure he's also screwing her. It won't be long before she's turning drinks on a street corner.

[Jenn F.]

Sweetsubversion, I think that Tish Cyrus is trashy looking because she looks like she raided her daughter's closet each time she goes out. She tends to dress like an 18 year old skank instead of a middle-aged mom. It's not like she couldn't pull off sexy/attractive at her age, if she'd only dress appropriately! Some women are just so afraid of age, they end up looking pathetic.

Oh and I love the single eye explanation... it's so true!! Very funny.

[14]

Thanks all!

This particular illustration was inspired 100% by Dlisted and his witty group of commentariat. I was reading the comments under one of Michael K's posts about the Cyrus family and one of his readers remarked:

"Tish Cyrus' eyes are so close together she looks like a cyclops".

I'm very visual, so that image stuck in my mind and wouldn't go away. So there you go, that's why Tish is a Cyclops.

xoxo
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[Matt]

Miley's brother is really, really disturbing looking. Demi Lovato hit that? Damn, what is wrong with her?

I gotta ask though why does Tish have one, giant eye?

Gah, Noah Cyrus creeps me out with the little cherubic chipmunk face paired with prostitute wardrobe.

[Lindsay]

Always love visting your site, but I'm finally caught confused as to why Tish Cyrus is caricatured with one big eye. Please explain the joke to me!!

[sweetsubversion]

I am having to look deep within myself to try and understand why I feel (not think) Trish Cyrus is trashy looking.

All feedback is encouraged. Help me procrastinate and avoid reality.