Pimp Mama Kardashian And Her Kash Kows

It's simply mind boggling how this entire Kardashian Konglomerate all started with a butt.  One day The Butt decided to film itself having sex and "leak" the tape onto the internet. Once unknown and lacking any discernible talent, The Butt rose to meteoric international fame after the video was released and soon The Butt began appearing in the pages of all the trashy tabloids. The Butt's money-hungry mother soon saw dollar signs dangling before her eyes and arranged for The Butt to endorse countless lucrative commercial offers. Not content with fame-whoring her favorite kash kow, she paraded out her other daughters and began pimping them too. After that, there were even more daughters!  All dutifully played mommy's game of fame whoring, but The Butt remained the family's treasured golden egg. One day while the mom of The Butt was changing her adult diaper, a brilliant idea occurred to her: stage a fake wedding for The Butt and make mega millions off all the endorsements. Who cares if The Butt doesn't yet have a fiance, any big galoot will do. However the real brilliance behind mommy's idea is that this wedding hoax will end in divorce at just about the time her book is released.  BRILLIANT! Now mommy is spinning The Butt as some sort of Liz Taylor because The Butt is a multiple divorcee and has lots of jewels. Ugh. Medium: Ink on paper by Chuck Frazier, concept by Chuck Frazier, digital color by 14.