Pimp Mama Kardashian And Her Kash Kows

It's simply mind boggling how this entire Kardashian Konglomerate all started with a butt.  One day The Butt decided to film itself having sex and "leak" the tape onto the internet. Once unknown and lacking any discernible talent, The Butt rose to meteoric international fame after the video was released and soon The Butt began appearing in the pages of all the trashy tabloids. The Butt's money-hungry mother soon saw dollar signs dangling before her eyes and arranged for The Butt to endorse countless lucrative commercial offers. Not content with fame-whoring her favorite kash kow, she paraded out her other daughters and began pimping them too. After that, there were even more daughters!  All dutifully played mommy's game of fame whoring, but The Butt remained the family's treasured golden egg. One day while the mom of The Butt was changing her adult diaper, a brilliant idea occurred to her: stage a fake wedding for The Butt and make mega millions off all the endorsements. Who cares if The Butt doesn't yet have a fiance, any big galoot will do. However the real brilliance behind mommy's idea is that this wedding hoax will end in divorce at just about the time her book is released.  BRILLIANT! Now mommy is spinning The Butt as some sort of Liz Taylor because The Butt is a multiple divorcee and has lots of jewels. Ugh. Medium: Ink on paper by Chuck Frazier, concept by Chuck Frazier, digital color by 14.

Comments

[Vern]

Ummmm did I miss the memo, cause I thought Webmaster Pete's comments were tongue in "CHEEK".

[Bionic Squirrel]

What a typical assumption Webmaster Pete came to. If you're not mesmerized, you must be jealous! LOL

[Danny]

It disgusts me how famous these bitches are for doing nothing.

[Hidden Cameras for Home]

Brilliant as usual 14! I love love love the big "galoot" remark. Pimp Mama Kris is shameless. I worry for her two younger daughters. Quite frankly I wish the whole clan would just go away!

Use hidden cameras for home to protect your property at your home, office, your children, and your pets to give you peace of mind.

[Scandy Factory]

Galoot is the perfect word for that Pleistocene Rube

[BoycotRealityTv]

Your art has been seem by millions of people now!

[Mandy]

14, do you ever teach art classes or workshops?
Mandy

[Christi]

Brilliant! Thanks for pointing out the obvious that people seem to have forgotten, she AND they are only famous because she took a video of herself having sex and "leaked: it! NOTHING more!

I don't think we have seen anything yet. Wait until she really turns those younger ones out and I don't think Bruce will do anything to stop her. She is a MONSTER mama pimp!

[El B]

Superb pics and so true. Mama pimp.

[malkatz]

Great caricatures- looks just like them, in cartoon form!

[postal]

Hilarious!

[Meg]

Webmaster Pete, your momma obviously didn't breastfed you.
14 you rule!!!! Love from Vancouver.

[Aagya]

all butt Kardashian!!!!!!

[FJL]

I have to disagree about 'it all started with a butt.'

Lest we forget, Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Goldman had to die for their sins.

Is it wrong of me to envision the whole lot combusting spontaneously?

[midevil]

I'm still not sure of who the Kardishes are. What do they do? I don't think you drew in enough money.

[Vern]

Oh damn! My butt giggled itself into an unnatural fit imagining 14's butt hhurrking up a Kimmy.

[Webmaster Pete]

You are obviously jealous of Kimmy's beautiful, talented butt. Your butt will never be as famous as hers. The thought of this no doubt gnaws at you day and night. Get over it 14! God only hands out butts like this once in a generation.