The Courtney Stodden Lizard childbride hypersexualus is an aggressively hungry, fame-hunting species of the common reptile. Its habitat is varied, but it prefers dwelling in areas offering it a chance to create an embarrassing spectacle of itself. It may be spotted teetering and strutting on its stripper-heeled claws to places like shopping malls, swimming pools and pumpkin patches. It's often thrown out of these areas for being "too sexy", angering Moms and luring Dads.
Its odd behavior of awkwardly contorting its body into what it believes to be sexy poses has been caught on film and continues to baffle behavioral scientists. Common behavioral traits such as puffing up its globe-like chest while strainfully arching its back or flicking its restless tongue over frosted pink lips was adapted as a way to attract males of the human species. Body language is its main method of communication, but it can also be observed making inane twittering noises and jibbering in vocal fry. In a mate, the Courtney Stodden Lizard prefers creepy middle-aged males who dress in faded 80's-era dark clothing and who sprout odd filaments of hair-like growth atop their heads when its not covered by a bandana or beanie. Medium: Ink on paper, digital paint.
