The Courtney Stodden Lizard childbride hypersexualus is an aggressively hungry, fame-hunting species of the common reptile. Its habitat is varied, but it prefers dwelling in areas offering it a chance to create an embarrassing spectacle of itself. It may be spotted teetering and strutting on its stripper-heeled claws to places like shopping malls, swimming pools and pumpkin patches. It's often thrown out of these areas for being "too sexy", angering Moms and luring Dads.
Its odd behavior of awkwardly contorting its body into what it believes to be sexy poses has been caught on film and continues to baffle behavioral scientists. Common behavioral traits such as puffing up its globe-like chest while strainfully arching its back or flicking its restless tongue over frosted pink lips was adapted as a way to attract males of the human species. Body language is its main method of communication, but it can also be observed making inane twittering noises and jibbering in vocal fry. In a mate, the Courtney Stodden Lizard prefers creepy middle-aged males who dress in faded 80's-era dark clothing and who sprout odd filaments of hair-like growth atop their heads when its not covered by a bandana or beanie. Medium: Ink on paper, digital paint.
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Posted by: du hoc canada | January 20, 2012 at 10:55 AM
14 -
Can we sure the messages signed 'Courtney Stodden' are REALLY from her? I mean - the spelling errors and everything - it's TOO much - couldn't it be someone just pretending to be her?
Posted by: Webmaster Pete | January 19, 2012 at 06:08 PM
OK, it's widely recognized that I am considered..."naive"...I like to think it is part of my charm, and yet, despite my fans and supporters' validation, my obtuseness may have clouded my judgement, because I suddenly realize that the low chatter that I mistook as commenter teasing is apparently some kind of "mean girl" shit. I didn't recognize it at first because it seemed so feeble. But now, upon further reflection, I understand that this nagging is some sort of "challenge," a dropped gauntlet if you will, so, I hope you will indulge me when I make the effort to cut a bitch.
Posted by: Vern | January 06, 2012 at 10:10 PM
I graduated from higshcool and got my GED to pursue my carreer. I am a inspiring actress, model, game show hostess and country singer. I write my own music and lyricks. Women all over the world are jaelouse of me and Doug. We are going to have our own realty show soon and I am getting offers all the time from people all over. I am going places and people especially plain looking women like 14 are just jaelouse. I am a trophy bride and Doug and me are a powwer cuople in hollywood. We will be bigger then Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.
Posted by: Courtney Stodden | January 06, 2012 at 08:12 PM
...Notice her comment.
She must have dropped high school to pick up "singing." Good gravy.
Posted by: Paige | December 28, 2011 at 08:58 PM
She wishes she looked that good. What is going on with her licky lizard lips? Dry meth mouth? Fantastic pic as usual.
Posted by: El B | December 28, 2011 at 09:12 AM
Question: Where she is under 18, are her photos considered child porn?
Posted by: Alicia Gluckman | December 24, 2011 at 09:54 PM
Courtney, no. It seems to me that you are very immature for your age and being 17 naturally are very naive.. Maybe also download some kind of spell checking software for your computer, I can spot several rather embarrassing and obviously mistakes.. Especially when you are trying to stand up for yourself. Did you even finish high school?
Posted by: IJustVommitedInMyMouthABit | December 23, 2011 at 03:58 PM
Epic artist conception of her sluggish liztardness..
Posted by: dee cee | December 23, 2011 at 09:56 AM
OMG! OMG! OMG! 14!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Femme Fatalingly experiencing my nubile legs bust a move, I wantonly pray for your Court-appointed love-making to aspire crescendo-like to the pinnacle of damage control.
Posted by: Vern | December 22, 2011 at 09:45 PM
You sure have allot of audassity judging me. Just like my song says don't put it on me girl. You are obviously jaelose of me and you need to look withing yuorself and realize you can be the best you can be. I am a good Christian girl. I have good morrels and waited till I was married to have sex. I am very mature for my age and my husband and I are suolmaites. I realy think you need to let go of yuor jaelosies. Dont put it on me 14.
Posted by: Courtney Stodden | December 21, 2011 at 07:25 PM
Wow, this depiction does the poor girl a favor. If only she did look this good, she might actually have a chance at stardom. Excellent work, once again!
Posted by: frenchgirl | December 18, 2011 at 07:45 PM
My breasts are rill my teeth are rill my lips are rill my hair is rill everything is rill.....
Posted by: Psychochick | December 18, 2011 at 03:33 PM
LOVE IT! You hit the nail on the head!!!! While I cannot stand the sight of those two when I surf the net, I have to admit, they are the gift that keeps on giving! I laugh and cringe at their antics! No shame at all. 14, you have a gift!
Posted by: Chansmom | December 18, 2011 at 03:23 PM
Well, being an amateur herpetologist of sorts, and really loving those young slutty blondes, I'm at the highest state of arousal of been in in quite some time. Thanks 14!
Posted by: Webmaster Pete | December 17, 2011 at 06:24 PM
A Tale of Two Courtneys
It was the breast of crimes,
It was the curse of dreams,
It was the age of indiscretion
It was the age of consent,
It was the epoch of grunge,
It was the epoch of reality,
It was the sting of youth,
It was the twitter of despair,
We had strange brilliance before us,
We had avarice before us,
We were all going to the circus,
We were all going direct to you-tube.
Posted by: Vern | December 16, 2011 at 08:20 PM
"So this is what happens to Toddler's in Tiara's when they turn into teenagers." HA!
Posted by: Red | December 16, 2011 at 11:56 AM
Aaaaaaaughh!!! It's brilliant! Incredible how much that really looks like her. The sad(dest) part is that when she scrapes all of the make-up off, and you imagine her with her natural (darker) hair, she's not a bad looking girl. The layers of fakery (let alone the ridiculous shenanigans) make her less and less attractive. Poor thing, she's too young to realize what an ass she's making of herself. And the husband? There are just not enough ways to say Ewww to describe him. Nice work, 14!
Posted by: Bionic Squirrel | December 15, 2011 at 03:59 PM
LMMAAOOOO!! Gotta share. LOL!
Posted by: Bbydoll | December 15, 2011 at 06:49 AM
Oh the poor, unfortunate cocktus!
Judging by its present height of about 12" (approximately 17 to 31 in cactus years) coming into contact and being penetrated by this slithering hypersexualus lizard... this sucker has no chance of becoming a majestic Saguaro Cactus it was meant to be, reaching a height of over 43 ft tall, spanning close to 200 years.
RIP
Posted by: FJL | December 14, 2011 at 11:52 AM
Talk about strategially positioned cactuses! Or is it just me?
But really: it's spot on, very realistic, oddly lifelike.
Posted by: H.F. | December 14, 2011 at 11:42 AM
This looks even better n' she does, especially with the shoes!
Can't believe this is a teenager! She looks kinda like a Shauna Sand
wannabe!
What a peculiar species she be!
Very Funny! You really nailed another one real good!
Posted by: The Mave | December 13, 2011 at 09:31 PM
Right on the money again 14, you genius! Love the toes coming out of the shoes!
Posted by: rlh | December 13, 2011 at 05:22 PM