Celebrities Eating Hot Dogs: LeAnne Rimes Edition

Every move LeAnne Rimes makes in public seems to be a calculated quest for attention. She's developed a surefire method of attracting the attention she yearns for by utilizing the power of bikinis and Twitter. Step 1. Upload multiple photos of herself traipsing around on the beach in a skimpy bikini. Step 2. Sit back and wait for the photos to be posted all over the web. Step 3. Watch the comment forums explode with concern over her "scrawny" body, count how many hundreds of times the hyperventilating concern trolls remark that she should "eat a sandwich". Step 4. Laugh at all the "haters" who are just jealous of her slim figure. Step 5. Allow herself to be photographed hoovering a hot dog at a ball game, making sure to "seductively" lick her fingers so she'll be guaranteed to be noticed and then, Step 6. Use the opportunity to prove she does indeed eat, in fact, she eats like a pig and yet somehow manages to look hot in a bikini and all of you are so jealous of her hotness. Medium: graphite and digital paint.

Comments

[Jenn F.]

Man is that ever bang on in so many ways.

[Carmen]

You nailed the delusional pathetic beast known as LeAnn Rimes.
I love it.

[lk]

You captured her face perfectly. I don't know what she sees when she looks in the mirror, but you captured perfectly what I see when I happen upon one of her photos.

[Jo]

I love you, 14. Such a perfect satire of Leeann and well done rendering of her bolt-on boobs and emaciatedly bloated stomach.

[Psychochick]

She looks nasty and you were spot on with her ugly Grinch face. Her nose is altered.

[Vern]

Processed Food = Thought Process

[The Mave]

The Betty White hotdog-eatin' one is my favorite,... but, LeAnne is a real close second, (,...Plus LeAnne needs that hotdog a whole lot more)!