Many pals suggested I create Shatner's toupee out of troublesome Tribbles, but after careful consideration, I concluded his most recent "hair" resembles those squares of sod you get for your lawn at Home Depot except that it's all dried out from drought and ravaged by weeds and gophers. Needless to say, I like it. Medium: Digital paint. Visit 14's Facebook page for more inane nonsense.
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Celebrity Hair Beasts: William Shatner and the Lawn Sod
Many pals suggested I create Shatner's toupee out of troublesome Tribbles, but after careful consideration, I concluded his most recent "hair" resembles those squares of sod you get for your lawn at Home Depot except that it's all dried out from drought and ravaged by weeds and gophers. Needless to say, I like it. Medium: Digital paint. Visit 14's Facebook page for more inane nonsense.
Celebrity Hair Beasts: Donald Trump
Our EXCLUSIVE investigation into the origins of Donald Trump's hair can now be revealed. While the untamed, flesh-ish colored fur-like thing resting atop Trump's head may look like his own hair, our investigators were shocked to discover its true origin: a genetically modified rodent. We learned that Trump employs a team of scientists consisting of biologists, geneticists and cryptozoologists who work full-time behind the ornate golden doors of a secret laboratory located inside Trump's gaudy lavish New York penthouse. Their job is to create and raise a large herd of furry, chimera-like rodents consisting of the spliced DNA of orangutans, rabid weasels, caterpillars and most troubling, a dead chupacabra found flattened on a remote road in East Texas. Trump barges into the laboratory every morning to mercilessly grab a woeful creature and slap it atop his head. The younger, smaller creatures are used as Trump's eyebrows and if you look closely, you may observe them curled up and sleeping on the hot orange flesh above The Donald's angry eyes. Medium: graphite on paper, digital paint. Visit 14's Facebook page for more thrills and chills!
Celebrity Hair Beasts: John Travolta
John Travolta wears a variety of beautifully obvious toupee styles, but my all time favorite is the one that looks like an unfortunate duck who's been freshly shot out of the sky and has crash-landed atop Travolta's head with a resounding thud. Medium: graphite on paper, digital paint. As always, I lurk around Facebook more than I do here, so visit my Facebook page for more frequent updates.
