This is an old one I forgot to post, but it still holds up. I was struck by the fact Kim Kardashian created a perfume bottle made from a plaster mold of her naked body (because of course she did), but it would have been SO much more alluring had she used a plaster mold of the body captured in that infamous paparazzi bikini shot she hates so much.
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Toilet Paper Canonized Due to Exceptional Holiness
BREAKING NEWS - It has been announced that the Blessed toilet paper has been canonized into a Holy Saint due to it's mysterious disappearance after followers began hoarding it as a protective device during a worldwide pandemic. Father Snarky of the Holy Church of the Absurd confirmed the canonization due to the soft, absorbent tissue's ability to "provide miraculous powers, devotion and influence on it's users while touching their inner lives, but not their butts."
