I heard somewhere that John Mayer actually sings and has a music career, but I wouldn't know it because all I ever read about him is his incessant blathering about himself and his penis. Seriously, if someone says John Mayer, I don't picture a guy on stage with a guitar, nope, I see a sweaty zoo chimp smoking sexual napalm out of his Jessica Simpson crack pipe as the bluish light of his iphone illuminates the little pup tent growing in his pants. Media: graphite on paper, digital paint.